"Hey Matt?"

"Hmm?" Matt looked up from his DS to glance at his friend. Mello had taken a departure from the norm today and had donned a particularly awful hat.

"How do I look?"

"You look like a douchebag. A douchebag with a stupid hat."

"By stupid you mean sexy, right?"

"By stupid I mean ridiculous. Also stupid."

"What about now?"

"Now you look like a douchebag with a backwards hat."


"Turning it sideways just makes me want to slap you. For being a douchebag."

"Well, that's just mean, Matt."

"Well, it's a stupid hat. I mean, who in their right mind would wear such a stupid hat? It's like all the stupid in the universe had sex and that hat was the baby."

"You know I took this out of your closet, right?"