"Hmm?" Matt looked up from his DS to glance at his friend. Mello had taken a departure from the norm today and had donned a particularly awful hat.
"How do I look?"
"You look like a douchebag. A douchebag with a stupid hat."
"By stupid you mean sexy, right?"
"By stupid I mean ridiculous. Also stupid."
"What about now?"
"Now you look like a douchebag with a backwards hat."
"Turning it sideways just makes me want to slap you. For being a douchebag."
"Well, that's just mean, Matt."
"Well, it's a stupid hat. I mean, who in their right mind would wear such a stupid hat? It's like all the stupid in the universe had sex and that hat was the baby."
"You know I took this out of your closet, right?"