AN: I got a few reviews wondering about the 'morning after' or, more specifically, Prime's reaction. Here it is.

The Morning After, Autobot Style

"Megatron, did we really...?"

"Frag the slag out of each other while drunk off our afts?"

"...not the way I would put it, but yes."

"We did."

"Oh, Primus. What should we do?"

"Well, I am going to take a shower, then read those reports. I don't care what you do."

Prime stared after him, then blinked. "Huh?"


"Megatron, could we talk?"


"About what happened between us."

"Why, you want a repeat?"

"I- what?"

"Do. You want. A repeat."

"Ummm... I'll come back later."


"Megatron, if I could have a moment of your time, please?"

"What do you want?"

"About last night."

"You still on about that?"

"Well, yes."

"Too bad. I'm busy, Prime, go away."

Prime went


Several hours later, Megatron stopped in the middle of the corridor, and whirled around, glaring at the Autobot. Seriously, enough was enough.

"For Primus' sake, Prime." he hissed, seething. "We fragged, end of story, deal with it."

Optimus blinked, then tried again. "I just think we should discuss this."

"And you really want to do this here, with three idiots listening in from behind that corner."

Said three winced, and stepped hesitantly from their hiding place.

"How'd you know we were there?" one of them felt brave enough to ask.

"I have audios, and you three apparently don't know the meaning of the word 'quiet'."

Optimus frowned at the mechs. "I wasn't aware of them."

"Then maybe you should go visit that Medic of yours."

"We on tooth-brush duty?" One of them, a Decepticon, asked.

"Indeed you are."

"Well, which corridors?"

"Brush till you drop." Megatron snarled, then turned to the Autobot leader. "I'll be in my office, if you still want to waste time talking."

With that, he turned on his ped, and walked away.




AN: Well, I gotta admit, I'm currently running out of ideas for this series, and I'd really not want it to be dead. So, how about you guys tell me what you would like to see.

You know, new stuff that the Decepticons could play with, or new areas where you think the differences between Autobot and Decepticon that would be funny. Or even which sparklings you would like to see again. I'm gonna write a chapter for little Sonar, so please don't ask for him.