I AM SO SORRY YOU GUYS.
;A; THE COMPUTER JUST BLOCKED THE HECK OUT OF THIS SITE, BUT THANKFULLY, THE THINGY... HAS BEEN LOWERED, SO IT'S NOT AS STRICT.
I'M KINDA BACK, YOU GAIS. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
APH IS NOT MINE.
Everyone was waiting for America... as usual. He was the only one that had yet to show up to the meeting. You think wanting to be the Hero of the story, he would try and show up on time more than every once and a while.
He's here, everyone soon figured, but had no clue why he was calling Russia's name.
"...Da?" Russia asked, eyebrow raised. He was standing while the others were seated, waiting for the meeting to begin.
Out of nowhere, America ran into the room, and with a yell rivaling those in the movie 300, he threw himself at Russia. Of course, being such a... large country, He didn't budge, and Alfred was left clinging to the other.
"What's wrong with you now, Git?" Arthur asked sourly, in a bad mood any time he had to see the other's face.
"Russia!" America yelled. "He's betrayed me! Ivan, I thought we were on the same side!"
"I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about..." Ivan said with a smile. "But You clinging to me in such a way is slightly uncomfortable."
"Russia! He has tanks in my land! In my country!" America exclaimed. "How could you all not know?!"
"What, Aru?" China wasn't really paying attention. Usually America was just overreacting. Either America, France, or England.
"America-san..." Ivan said, his smile a bit smaller "Please. You're wrinking my clothes..."
"America..." France said with a light laugh. "I doubt Russa did anything, but even if he did, he wouldn't be able to really move tanks without one of us knowing."
"He's decived you all!" America quickly deduced. "It's okay, because I, as the Hero, will defeat him-"
Russia's face had darkened conciderably. " kolkolkolkolkol "
"- from over here!" America was quite suddenly yelling from behind England's chair, putting a distance (and England) Between he and Russia.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" England said, quickly gaining a headache. "The only place Russia has tanks in is Georgia!"
"Da." Ivan agreed, back to his normal cheery self. Whatever normal was. "Georgia."
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" America said, right into England's ear.
"...Georgia doesn't belong to you, Alfred."
"In case you didn't know..." Alfred said before whipping out his handy dandy 'world map' "Georgia is right here!" He thusted the map in France's face, ever so dandily smaking him in the face with said map.
England sighed, leaning in his chair. "You kept the name of the colony, Georgia? It was named after King George. That was a colony, then a state, idiot. Russia has tanks in Georgia the COUNTRY."
There was a short silence. Then, with a horrified cry, Alfred jumped back away from England's chair. "WHAT?" He asked, appalled. "G-Georgia is a country now?! When did this happen? Why wasn't I notified?! What will happen to poor Florida, Georgia is the only one she has!" He Rambled on. "Will the other states try to succeed as well?! I can't survive another Civil war!" He then took off for the door he entered in about 2 minutes ago. "DON'T WORRY FLORIDA, ALFRED WILL SAVE YOU."
.... And he was gone.
"So... Who's up for lunch?" France asked. The other countries agreed, but a little voice spoke up.
"Are you... g-going to really let Alfred g-go on thinking t-that?" Canada asked.
"I have food, aru." China said happily. "New products. You'll love them~"
"Y-You guys are c-cruel..."
Erm... Yes. XD
It happened earlier this year, where Russia had tanks in Georgia, it was on a Yahoo page. XD Even I was like... "What? Georgia State?" Before I realized my mistake.
I'm so American.
Reviews are nice. I want to get back into this site, cause I miss you gais :D