AN: Just a short, entertaining one-shot I thought up after hearing Damon's comment about Edward and Twilight in one of the episodes. Slightly book complaint, but nothing that won't be understood. Slightly OOC! Enjoy...

Just a side note, I actually do love Twilight and Stephanie Meyer to death. This is not made to insult Stephanie Meyer or her book series or to offend anybody!

Disclaimer: I don't own Stefan or Damon or anything to do with the Twilight Saga! Made for entertainment, not profit.


Damon sat back in the chair, his feet propped up on the table in front of him, and a book in his hands. He flipped the page nonchalantly, scanning over the words quickly. He was waiting for Stefan to get home and he was bored! What was he supposed to do in this god forsaken town anyway? Stefan was at school and he wasn't supposed to kill anyone. Damon rolled his eyes at Stefan's stupid request.

Which brought him to why he was sitting at the boarding house flipping through some book he had found on the desk. As far as vampire stories was pretty bad. What was with this guy anyway?

Damon moved to flip the page but stopped as a word popped out at him. Sparkles. What the hell? Damon focused his attention on the book, reading the paragraphs surrounding the word. He sparkles?! What kind of vampire sparkles? How could they even be considered a predator when they fricken sparkled!

Damon's ears picked up the sound of the downstairs door opening. Within seconds Stefan was standing by the bed, dropping his bag on it. Damon glared angrily at the back of Stefan's head. What was his little brother reading!?

Stefan felt Damon's eyes boring into the back of his head. He turned to face him, annoyed.

"What?" He asked.

"What is this?" Damon demanded.

Stefan looked at the book in Damon's hand and back up at his brother's face. He raised an eyebrow, smirking at his brother.

"I know you're not the smartest person in the world Damon, but that is a book." Stefan explained slowly.

Damon's glare intensified. "I know it's a book smart ass, why are you reading it?"

Stefan shrugged and turned back to the bed.

"It's not mine." He explained. "I think it's Bonnie's, she was here yesterday."

Damon chucked the book at Stefan's head, who turned quickly and grabbed it out of the air. He glared at Damon and turned the book over in his hands. He stared down at the picture of two pale white hands clasped around an apple, Twilight.

"Read the page I folded over." Damon spoke.

Stefan rolled his eyes but opened the book to the page Damon said. His eyes scanned over it while Damon watched the expressions cross Stefan's face. Annoyed, curious, appalled.

"What the hell?" Stefan exclaimed. "He sparkles!?"

Damon nodded his head, glaring at the book in Stefan's hands. Who was this Stephanie Meyer anyway? Stefan huffed under his breath and tossed the book into the open fire. Damon watched with satisfaction as the pages turned black and curled up.

"We should really have a talk with Bonnie about her questionable reading..."


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