Title: Rhyme Schemes
Summary: The story of Jim and Spock's relationship…told through limericks.
Disclaimer: Quite obviously, I do not own Star Trek or any of its tasty bits.
Meet and Greet
Our story begins out of Iowa
With a quite brash and rude type of fellow-a
But Captain Pike said, "Make haste!
Thar be ladies in space!"
So Jim Kirk caught the next flight outta there-a.
There once was a Vulcan of Vulcan
Whose sad past always had him sulkin'
Till his mother cried, "Spock!
Get off this desert rock
Before the ladies come and start glompin'!"
Jim Kirk was getting well known
Starfleet's worth had clearly been shown
Whether slow or quick-pace
There was room at HIS place
Without sound barriers to muffle the moans.
Spock was becoming suspicious
But had no logic to go with this basis
The cadet surely had cheated
Emotions becoming quite heated
His retribution was best served delicious.
A formal hearing was held
In hopes of cadet Kirk becoming expelled
When one pointy-eared bastard
Emotions complimentary mastered
Stopped Kirk's head from becoming too swelled.
Spock accused Jim of cheating his test
Of this behavior he began to address
But the mention of his father
Made Jim practically a martyr
Up until Vulcan's call of distress.