November 23, 2003

(Author note: I just want to say, gotcha! Plus, thanks to Aile Anna for beta reading.)

Dear… (18)

By Yashira

Dear…

EVERYONE! I only have a few problems and the fact that I was dead and brought back to life by the Shikon no Kakera isn't one of them. I have a crush on a white-haired boy with kawaii dog ears, but he won't let me kill him. It's so unfair. I mean, he's really cute, not like that ugly female taijiya who likes to interrupt my fights with him, but he won't even let me get near him. I even like that cute houshi he was travelling with too and well, what am I suppose to do?

~Signed the sexy Jakotsu

Oi, bastard!

EWW! How the hell could a letter like this make the list?! I'm going to tell you in a way you can understand, I AM NOT INTERESTED, NOR WILL I EVER BE INTERESTED, NOR WILL I EVER CHANGE MY MIND, AND IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE MAYBES, OR IFFYS, OR POSSIBLE OTHERWISES…. I HATE YOU. KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL JUST KAZE NO KIZU YOUR SORRY ASS AGAIN!

~A pissed off Inuyasha.

P.S. How in the world can you think you're sexy?!

Kukuku:

What Inuyasha is saying, is that he's more than happy to make your acquaintance.

~An amused Naraku

Hey:

You know, I read both yours and Inuyasha's reply and I have to say. HE is NOT happy to meet that strange, sick man. And the reason I know this is because I AM NOT HAPPY TO HAVE MET HIM. I want women to call me cool and suteki, but when it comes out of a man's mouth… in the same tone of "let me hump your leg" it's just WRONG!

~Preparing to Kaza Ana Jakotsu and his letter

P.S. I am taking no prisoners!

Um, Jakotsu:

I think you might want to lay off the funny face paint and such and just give us the shikon no kakera in your neck. It will spare a lot of trouble and make Inuyasha relax more if you're not around.

~Kagome

*shrugs*

I can always shoot him in the neck. It doesn't bother me. Although, I'm curious, didn't Miroku and Sango answer together in their last letter to Shippo? If you remember the chocolates everyone was eating about, they both said "Eww" together.

~Just making cuz she's bored, Kikyou

YUCK!

I remember that. It WASN'T funny Naraku!! I was seriously sick. To this day I still don't know if it was because of proximity to Inu-koru or if you really did something to them, but I'm going to kill you anyway. That was a bad joke to play!

~Kouga

P.S. Yeah, and I just realized that the chocolate, like your reviving the Shichinin-tai Jakotsu, are equally disgusting. I'm just glad that my manliness did not attract that disgusting pervert. It has to say something about Inu-koru, though. One word: FEMMY!

Um, you know:

I don't remember.

~Sango pretending it didn't happen.

Oh come on Sango:

They all know you were with me.

~Miroku, feeling he has to assert his masculinity since Jakotsu was the only one to show active interest in him

SHUT UP KOUGA!

If I put my hair up like you, I would look like a pansy!!! Gees, why do I have to attract freaks like Jakotsu and wimpy wolves?!

~Inuyasha trying to take both the attention off him and putting it back where it belongs

P.S. And come to think of it Sango and Miroku were acting a little weird in the other Letter.

Grr, not you too:

So we were together, well…

*Time passes, before Sango comes back and signs her letter*

~Sango

Well:

In case you're wondering, she's so embarrassed with admitting it, she's gone to get herself prettied up for me -ack!

*time passes*

Well, this just goes to show, that if I didn't learn it in the first couple letters, I did now. NEVER write a reply when they're in the same room to read it. Oh my head. Sango, you didn't have to hit me so hard.

~Miroku

Hey!

Well, a lot of help you all were! I thought you were suppose to give me some advice, but instead you're too self absorbed in the affairs of one man and a woman. What's so hot about being hetero anyway? What about me? I'm a guy and I like another guy. Are you all homophobic?!

~An annoyed Jakotsu

Well:

Let me answer it like this. There's a time and place for everything right? Unfortunately for you, most of us don't have the time or the place to deal with a Jakotsu/Inuyasha pairing. It's just too (well, for me cuz I don't write slash/yaoi) disgusting. You want sympathy - find yourself a Jakotsu fan. I love Kagome/Inuyasha pairing, or Kagome/Miroku pairing, or Kagome/Kouga pairing, Miroku/Sango, or Rin(adult)/Sessy… you get the idea right?

~Yashira

Oi, are you sure it's not YOU who needs help?

A simple Inuyasha/Kagome pairing would still make the point across, but the way you have it, you're turning my Kagome into a slut. AND NOT JUST ANY SLUT, but Kagome/Kouga? WHAT the fuck are you on? How can you even suggest that wimpy wolf in the same line with Kagome?

~A disgusted Inuyasha

You know, Inuyasha-itoto:

You're lucky I don't write slash/yaoi, or I would do a story with you and Miroku. Now get off my back! I happen to like Kouga a lot.

~Yashira who shouldn't have to explain herself

;_;

Why did you have to include me in that?

~ ;_; A crying Miroku

P.S. If she likes Kouga a lot do you think she'll do a Inuyasha/Kouga fic?

NO!

SHE BETTER –THE HELL- NOT!

~Inuyasha preparing to Kaze no Kizu his older sister if she does.

Yeah right, don't make me laugh!

There's no way I'll get caught dead doing a dirty fic with Inu-koru! I mean, I know it would increase his standing to be seen with me, but I'm a one woman-man. I don't do dogs. Oi, Kagome, lets go out sometime!

~Kouga

You're in luck, I don't do wolves except to BAKURUHA THEM!

BAKURUHA!!!!!

~INUYASHA

*GRUMBLES*

Da…mn it, yo…u're de…str…oying… th..e… we…b p..age… St-op it!

~Yashira who p…rays… the server…has..n't… d…ie…d…