Chapter 6: New recruits and Pathetic little siblings
Disclaimer: see the first chapter
The first person to speak was Abisa.
"Why didn't any of you tell me that Sesshomaru existed"She goes
"Well we only learned that anime was real since yesterday" was the reply from both Thea and Aqune
"ok so what's going on here" everyone else asks
and so Thea explained everything that happened in the last 2 days including the little bit of info about the fact that the weapons of other fangirls are the onlything that can kill another fangirl. Sesshomaru was a little freak and was finaly able to ask.
"Don't tell me Abisa's a fangirl"
Abisa just turns and gives him the look that scares her pathetic little sister. It doesn't get the same effect but her words do " Yeah but not like the zombies out there!"
Sesshy's a little creeped out at the moment but decides to not speak.
Then the phone rang well Thea's phone rang " Hey Roxi oh right I'll put you on speaker phone so the rest of the people can hear you"
she's put on speaker phone " HI GUYS, Hey Break got fired in one day guys WHOOT!"
Soul goes " Who the hell was that" pointing at the phone
Roxi couldn't see him pointing but responded anyways " YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE MUAHAHAHAHA"
It was at that moment Kid finally regained consciousness he starts ranting at Sarah
"Why'd you ruin the perfection of my hair?"
Sarah answers" The stripes were annoying me they're so weird it's not normal and what's so perfect about it anyways"
"It's the symetry"
"Who cares about math"
"IT'S MORE THAN JUST MATH"
"WELL WE LEARN ABOUT SYMMETRY IN MATH CLASS SO IT'S GOT TO BE THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MATH"
"IT'S THE PERFECTION AND BEAUTY IT'S..."
"What what is it?"
"IT'S THE WHOLE REASON I'M STILL ALIVE"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN AT ALL?"
" YEAH BUT IT'S NOT USED FOR SUCH BORING SUBJECTS"
Abisa finally has enough of it "WOULD YOU 2 SHUT UP and for you're information no my pathetic little sister doesn't have a brain"
Sesshy pipes up pointing to and from Abisa and sarah " You 2 are related?"
They both respond at the same time " sadly yes"
the phone of doom spoke again" umm are you guy's prank calling me?"
" Abisa, I have a brain right?" Sarah says suddenly
Abisa gave her I'll kill you glare" if you had a brain you wouldn't be asking that question"
" then how come I'm a live"
" that is a mystery worth trying to solve"
"Roxi no we're not prank calling Aqu happened to summon the Soul Eater characters they appeared in our school."
"Fail card Aqu" Roxi responds
"why do you think it was me and how does that earn a fail card?."Aqune responds
"Because you're the only one with a Crystal Thingy who has Soul Eater as a fandom and it deserves a fail card cause we told you not to." Roxi explains
thats when Dora walks through the timmies door stops in his tracks and bows at the table where everyone else sat.
"Yes bow to the one that will one day surpass a god" Black star goes
" Dora why are you bowing?" Abisa goes
"Because anime is real and the Soul Eater characters are in front of me" Dora replies
"I thought Dora was a girls name." Gaara finally pipes up looking at the guy on the ground bowing
Sarah stupidity shines brightly as she goes pointing at him" You can talk?"
everyone just glared at her " you idiot you're worse than my brother and that's saying something" Sesshy pipes up facepalming
"no Dora's his nickname his real name's Dorsa but seriously everyone just calls him Dora" Thea explains.
"ok you can stop bowing now it's starting to cause people to stare" Soul goes
" actually they were staring at us when Kid and Sarah were arguing, and where's Crona?" Maka goes
" oh the one with the pink hair she went to the washroom a while ago"
"I don't blame Crona for that move"
Roxi kinda getting fed up pipes up " ok can you people get on with it?"
" oh right we explained everything to Abisa so Abisa will you join us in our conquest against the fangirls?" Aqune responds
" wait what?" Abisa seemed confused
" well you're the only person we know who can actually kill the rabid fangirls and not maul anyone to death." Was the response
" sure I join since it's for my friends." Abisa goes smiling sweetly
" aren't you guys gona ask if I can join?" sarah pipes up all sweet and innocent like.
" no but sure you can join too if needed we could force you to cosplay and use you as bait" aqune goes using the same sweet and innocent like expression sarah had 2 seconds ago.
Sarah just glares
"oh guys tyson died he ate Tala's vodka cake who in turn had connections to the russian mafia the rest is obviously very violent." Roxi pipes up before saying bye and hanging up.
END OF CHAPTER
lesson learned don't touch Tala's vodka if you wanna live, Sarah's a dumb ass. it's shorter than usual but what evs
ok sneak peak:
the Soul Eater moon
the Crystal Thingy getting a better name
rate and review
I still need a good list of names for the Glowing Crystal Thingy beside Glowing crystal thingy thats where you guys fall into by thowing you're suggestions I need at least 10 ideal names for inanimate objects before I write the next chapter.