A/N: I've read a few of these, and decided to try one. Hope you all like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Wicked or Charlie the Unicorn. (You'll get the second one once you read the story).
Glinda: Let us now celebrate the lies you have been given!
Glinda: Sings in a glass-shattering high soprano. Now I shall tell you about the life of the Witch, which all of you are celebrating the death of, even though she was actually a good person. (Gives the middle finger to Ozians).
Glinda: Deal with it. I'm telling you anyway.....
Midwife: She's green! AHHHHH! SCREAMS AND RUNS AWAY
Frex: I'm now going to hate you because you are my least favorite color. Oh Oz! Why couldn't have you been purple or blue!
Melena: Wow…….I actually married this guy.....
Glinda: So you see her life wasn't easy
Ozians: BOOOOO NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED
Glinda: Well I tried
Ozian: Glinda I heard from someone randomly one day running around with a Wicked poster that you were her friend. Is this true?
Glinda: Well......uh........COLLEGE TIME!
Elphaba: Yes I am green, and I have a whole boatload of fanfic writers who will agree with me. So go on and do something with your lives for a change and stop gawking at me.
Frex: Stop being yourself! Nessa always be yourself. I love you my dear, and here are some ridiculously expensive shoes that I will now give and give my oldest daughter nothing because I hate her for ridiculous reasons. Bye!
Galinda: SHUN THE GREEN GIRL! SHUNNN! SHUNNNN! SHUNNNNNNN...AH!
Madame Morrible: Okay then.....As far as room assignments go, Miss Nessarose you be staying in my quarters to I can assist you. Who will room with her sister, Miss.....Uhhhhhhh....The green one.
Elphaba: I think people get it already
Galinda: I unknowingly volunteer to be her roommate!
Elphaba: NO! MAGIC SPELL TIME!
Galinda: WHAT THE HELL WHY CAN'T I DO THAT!
Madame Morrible: Yay! Somebody with talent for the Wizard and I to corrupt...I mean for me to train to be the Grand Vizier of the Wizard!
Galinda: WHAT THAT WAS MY COLLEGE PLAN....Grrrrr
Elphaba: Someday All of Oz will be celebrating me!
Audience Members: Of Course........(Shifty eyes)
Galinda: I hate you
Elphaba: I hate you more
Galinda: No I hate you more!
Elphaba: NO I hate you more!!!
Galinda and Elphaba: CATFIGHT
Audience Member: Hey that doesn't happen until Act II!
Elphaba: Screw You
A/N: Hope you all enjoyed the first section!
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Virtual Halloween candy to those of you who got the "Charlie the Unicorn" reference!