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*Rated T for Teen (Unless Otherwise Noted) – Sexual Themes, Language

Author's Note – I never thought I'd do it, but I am. I was…recently inspired to create a Drabbles Collection for Seto and Joey. I hope you like these hilarious One-Shots!

Summary: Joey and Seto, together forever in my book, love each other so much and now are taking a look at the simple things in life.

Morning Breath (Rated K+)

Joey smiled as he rolled over in bed one beautiful Saturday morning. There were a few things that made this morning especially…special!

One, he'd recently become Seto Kaiba's boyfriend. They'd told each other they loved one another not too long ago and it had been one of the happiest moments in his life.

Two, he lived in the Kaiba Mansion with his boyfriend and Mokuba. After discovering that Seto's Puppy was, in fact, abused by his father, Seto had practically knocked down the door to his apartment, made him pack his things, and leave. No more drunken father for him!

Three, he was currently lying in bed, fully clothed in his pajamas, with none other than the brunet CEO. It was too good to be true. Joey wondered if you could die from being too happy.

Soon Seto rolled over as well and they both smiled at each other giddily. Seto leaned forward so their foreheads were barely touching. "Morning, Puppy," he whispered lovingly.

Joey's smile dissipated, a frown marring his features. Much to Seto's confusion, Joey backed away, covering his mouth with his hand.

"What's wrong, Puppy?" Seto asked in confusion, pulling Joey toward him. Joey pushed him away, tumbling out of the bed and onto the floor.

"Ow!" Joey exclaimed, rubbing his backside as he slowly stood from the floor.

"Silly Puppy," Seto mumbled, crawling out of bed to assist Joey. He stepped over to him and successfully pulled him into his arms. And then he tried to plant a kiss on Joey lips.

But Joey kept ducking and dodging his attempts.

Growing frustrated, Seto growled, "Why won't you let me kiss you!?"

Joey backed away, afraid Seto would hit him for what he was about to say. "Youhavemorningbreath."

Seto's brows knitted in confusion. "What?"

Joey took a deep breath. "I said…you have morning breath. It kinda…well…stinks," he put bluntly.

Seto's eyebrows shot up into his hair and his eyes widened in shock. A bright blush stained his cheeks as he stood frozen to the spot. This was so embarrassing.

Joey, sensing his boyfriend's discomfort, took his hand and led him into the bathroom. Grabbing the CEO's toothbrush, he squeezed some toothpaste onto it. He looked up at Seto, leaned forward, sniffed, and squeezed out some more toothpaste. Hm…maybe he should have Seto brush his teeth twice.

"Give me that!" Seto snapped, snatching the toothbrush out of Joey's hand. He started brushing his teeth furiously right away. As Joey watched him, he realized that maybe that was enough toothpaste. His boyfriend was starting to look like a rabid dog, especially with that crazed look in his eye.

But, to be on the safe side, Joey also grabbed the mouthwash and a cup. He poured some and looked at Seto again.

Then he poured some more. Seto saw.

"You jush wai' Puppy," Seto warned through a mouthful of toothpaste.

Joey 'eeped' and ran from the bathroom. He guessed that Seto was going to thoroughly show him how clean his mouth was and how fresh his breath was. And soon!

In the most intimate way possible!

Author's Note – I thought of this one when I woke up this morning.

I thought the whole idea would be funny!