Part 2 – helluva bedside manner you got there

"My junk's swollen."

"You want me to take a look?" Sam says.

Crap! Dean whimpers and buries the side of his face into the pillow. Maybe he shouldn't have said that out loud. "Hell, no!" He's achy and the room's too damn hot.

"Sometimes one or both testicles get inflamed and swell up."

Dean's eyes widen in horror. "Well, thank you, Dr. House!"

"It doesn't lead to sterility. You'll be okay."

Dean gulps down painkillers and water, and he dreams about Nair in Sam's girly shampoo.

The prank war is on, as soon as his boys stop hurting, of course.


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