Author's Note: Actually, this entire chapter is the author's note. I am using a giant author's note. So ha to all you people who hate author's notes.

It's not like I have the extra time to do this or anything (actually, the way schoolwork's been piling up, I don't have any extra time), but I needed to laugh, so I thought, "Why not write a pure funny story?"

Ha. Ha. Ha. I'm laughing already.

No, really, because I know what's going to happen to all our favorite squadron and you don't.

Yep, that's what this story is: written mostly from first person, of the author, basically what it would take to drive each of the Storm Hawks over the edge. If you like it, I might write a sequel: How to Annoy a Cyclonian. However, I decided to torture the Storm Hawks first. ;-)

One last thing, before all of you who are seriously tired of this author's note have skipped ahead to the first chapter (I'm assuming that all the huge note-haters have already gone, and you who are sticking around are just the nice ones…teehee!) I'm not writing a billion disclaimers or author's notes. I do not own the Storm Hawks. I assume that you all know this fact. I'm not going to repeat it in front of every chapter.

Okay, now I'm done. Now, you must ask yourself a question: are you ready for all the madness? The craziness? The complete and utter insanity? Then press the "Next Chapter" button!