Title: Catnip
Author: Shadow Arashi
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Ichigo x Grimmjow
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 295
Summary: Ichigo, Grimmjow, and catnip. Mix the ingredients together and watch the sparkles fly.
Warnings: BL (boy love), some humour, Grimmjow acting sexy.
Disclaimer: Bleach and its characters belong to Tite Kubo. I own nothing and am doing this for entertainment only and don't make any profit of it.




"Uuuhnnnghh... Ichi... go..."

The orange haired teen swallowed, looking down at the Espada currently rubbing himself against his legs mindlessly like a house cat with wide eyes.

He hadn't really thought it would work, it had just been a harmless little joke after all. But now he was officially blaming Renji for ever suggesting introducing Grimmjow to catnip.

"Grimmjow are- are you ok?"

He asked, trying hard not to stare at the arrancar who kept shifting around at his feet and clawing at his clothes. He had already shrugged off his jacket and looked ready to untie his white hakama as well. Ichigo was torn between letting him do it (he did look uncomfortable right now) and stopping the arrancar before he did something he would later regret.

"Hmmmm... yeah just... feel hot."

The former Espadas voice was breathless and husky, and Ichigo felt himself blush to his hair.

"Anything I can do to help?"

"Yeah. Drop the catnip and come over here. If you wanted to fuck me all you had to do was ask, moron."


Grimmjow chuckled as he watched his lover freak out and splutter. He then grabbed his jacket, slipping the material over his chest before he adjusted his clothes properly again.

"I'm not that much of a cat, you idiot. Catnip doesn't work on me, sorry to disappoint you."

"But- but you where- and then- you- why-"

The arrancar grinned at the stunned look on Ichigo's face, and pulled the boy into a soft kiss.

"I know you've been lookin forward to it for a while, I just couldn't bring myself to ruin your fun. Why, you don't like roleplaying?"

Ichigo stared, mouth hanging open wide.

Guess he still had a thing or two to learn from his lover.