Author's Note: This is a little bit of nothingness so lower your expectations :) It was just something that came and I had to write it down. Also the scene came to me as dialogue, and because it's so short anyway, I decided to just leave it that way. Aside from being a prompt story, this would be an entry in two of my ongoing little "sagas". If you read my stuff regularly, you'll figure out as you go which ones. But I'll of course I'll say at the end :)

Established H/P, but it's not about them.


Prompt Set #10

Show: Family Law

Title Challenge: Possession is Nine Tenths of the Law


Hell Hath . . .

"Oh God Derek, here she comes!"

"It's fine kid. Just relax. And if she hadn't screwed with my vacation request this wouldn't have happened. She brought it on herself."

"Somehow I don't think she's going to see it quite that . . ."

"DEREK XAVIER MORGAN YOU GIVE IT BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW!"

"No."

"Noooo?! What do you mean, NO?! It's MINE! You can't keep it!"

"I don't know for sure that it's yours. Your name isn't anywhere on it. Show me some proof of ownership."

"God DAMN it Derek! You know that nobody else in the Bureau collects them. Now give it back. Wait . . . is that?! What did you DO to it!?"

"Just a little makeover. You don't like it?"

"You SHAVED it's HEAD!!!!"

"Yeah, I'm calling it 'The Morgan'."

"You . . . you . . . you know what? I don't care. Just give it back right now!"

"Say please girl."

"Please don't make me kill you in front of all these nice people Morgan. How's that? Now let . . . it . . . GO!!!

"OWWW!!!

"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!!! Please don't tell me that oomph came from who I thought it came from?!!!

"Yep."

"Is he mad?"

"Well, his nose is gushing blood, so I'd say . . . yes. Yes, yes he is mad. But OOOH . . . SHIT!! You know what though? I really wouldn't worry about Hotch. The one who looks really upset is . . ."

"PENELOPE LUCINDA GARCIA IS THIS YOUR TROLL DOLL THAT JUST FLEW ACROSS THE BULLPEN!?"

". . . Emily."

"HA! You're in trouble!"

"SHUT UP SPENCER!!!!"


A/N 2: So yes, if you read my stuff regularly this would be an entry in both the "shut up Spencer" series(!) and 'how many members of the team can take out Hotch's nose' series. Yeah, I can't believe I have ongoing series on either of those topics either :) But I think for busting his nose we have crossed off Dave, Spencer, Derek and now Garcia, via flying troll doll. So that leaves JJ and Emily. Perhaps Kevin.