Chad Dylan Cooper's Advice Column
Written by the one, the only, Chad Dylan Cooper
Well, well, well, looks like you stumbled upon my greatness… in online form anyway.
You know me, you love me, and I am THE Chad Dylan Cooper.
In a recent fight with a certain brunette from Chuckle City, she bet me that I couldn't answer questions selflessly and help others. Okay if I wanted to be selfless, I would become a priest.
Anyway, I am now going to take questions on anything you would like to know about me.
Whether it be my award-winning drama show, my perfect looks, or my amazing charm, just send in your question and I will answer it on my next post.
Looks like we have a couple of questions coming in right now, and I'm sure all of them are from people who can't wait to talk to me. Darn, stupid ball of Sonshine just reminded me to be selfless.
Okay so here we go.
1. How does your hair stay awesome all the time?
Sonny, how am I supposed to be selfless when I get asked a question like that? Oh well, I will tell you anyway. Besides, it's fun to annoy Sonny. My hair is just naturally great, no matter what condition. It never frizzes, gets messed up or strays out of place. It's a gift.
2. Is your real life anything like your show?
Yes. As much as the plot is a little out there, my life has as much drama (if not more) than Mackenzie Falls. However, I am still the same stunning person as Mackenzie is.
3. Do you have a girlfriend?
No. I turn down every girl because after they get a little bit of me, they become obsessed and want more. There's my charm.
4. Are you friends with the cast of So Random?
We are on rival shows and we do completely different acting styles. Plus, we are still battling for the top spot on the viewer's list (which Mackenzie Falls currently holds). Does that answer your question?
5. Why is it that you have 3 names?
Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why are you asking such a lousy question?
6. You know Sonny's right, you are conceited.
Hahaha… shut up.
7. Is it true you are a jerk?
No! Where did you hear that? Sonny? Tween Weekly? I am the best thing that anyone has ever seen. Chad Dylan Cooper has an image, and part of it is not being a jerk.
(Sonny) Chad, that is not selfless at all! It's selfish!
Okay well I have to go deal with something…
Send in your questions for me and I will answer them in my next post!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go win a fight.
Peace out suckas,
Chad Dylan Cooper