AN: This is set just after Puck joins Glee, before Rachel has her diva tantrum and quits. This will just be a collection of one shots that aren't related unless specified. Just a couple of Puck and Rachel moments.


In Which Puck Discovers Rachel Has Sass

"Has anyone seen Rachel?" Mr Shue asked frowning a little. It wasn't like Rachel Berry to be late, especially to Glee. The others all shrugged their shoulders, none had seen the resident diva since last period.

Puck didn't say anything but he had definitely seen her. He had seen her and then thrown a slushie in her face. He didn't really enjoy the act, it felt kind of wrong now that he was part of Glee, but he had a reputation to protect and not throwing a slushie in Rachel's face would damage his reputation.

"I'll go look for her," Finn offered quickly and Puck looked over at Finn in disgust.

Finn had Quinn and still he persisted in chasing after Rachel Berry. Quinn may not want Puck to have anything to do with the baby, but he'd be damned if he would let Finn make Quinn unhappy. Quinn was carrying his baby and if Quinn was happy then the baby was happy and that was all that mattered to Puck.

"I'll go, I need to hit the can anyway," Puck said standing up, and making his way to the door before anyone had a chance to protest.

Puck knew that Rachel had probably retreated to the girls bathroom to change her clothes and since it was after school he strolled right in and stopped on seeing Rachel Berry clad only in her panties and bra, bending over and rummaging through her bag. Puck had sworn off high school girls, but seeing Rachel in her underwear made him remember why he liked them so much to begin with. She was wearing this tiny pair of boyleg white lace underwear and Puck could not take his eyes off her. Rachel picked up a skirt and stepped into it starting to slide it up when she raised her eyes and froze upon seeing Puck.

Puck knew he had been caught like a kid with his hand in the cookie jar and so he said this with a huge smirk of appreciation on his face.

"Whoa, Berry, I had no idea you were packing that underneath your grandma clothes, I'm impressed."

"You're a pig," Rachel rolled her eyes then slid her skirt all the way up and did the zipper unperturbed by his presence, barely throwing him another glance.

For some reason watching Rachel dress herself seemed a little...sexy. Shit, Puck had been in Glee for too long if he thought Rachel Berry was sexy. Puck was turning into Finn. Rachel reached for a new shirt, a white one and pulled it over her head. Puck caught a glimpse of a star necklace that hung between her lace white bra clad breasts. He vaguely thought the star was pretty damn lucky.

Wait...what the heck was Puck thinking? This was Rachel Berry and she was not someone Puck found attractive. Although; he couldn't stop himself admiring the curve of her breasts as she reached her arms up into the shirt and the way they jiggled when she was trying to tug it down. Apparently Puck's teenage hormones found her very hot when she was half naked and not speaking.

Get it together Puckerman you don't do geeks, he told himself, still not able to bring himself to stop looking at her.

"Did you come in here for a reason other than to ogle my body?" Rachel asked him haughtily, her hands on her hips and her eyebrow raised.

Puck had no idea what ogle meant but he figured that's what he must have been doing and it had to stop. He could not find Rachel Berry attractive.

"Mr Shue's looking for you," Puck said, then he turned and left the girls bathroom retreating to the boys because he really did need to take a piss.

He shook his head as he approached the stall undoing his pants zipper. Rachel Berry and sexy did not mix. Puck told himself that he would have thought any chick was sexy in her bra and panties, yeah, absolutely any girl. Puck started to do his business when he felt the hairs on the back of his neck prickle and he felt like he was being watched.

He twisted his head and saw Rachel Berry standing behind him, her arms folded across her chest. In spite of himself, Puck blushed and hurried to do up his pants. Rachel snorted in an unladylike manner which was a deviation from her usual persona.

"Don't stop the show now, I'd hate to have to ask for my money back," she said dryly, then spun on her heel and exited the bathroom.

Puck stared after her in shock. Rachel Berry had just burned him, she burned him badly. Puck finished doing up his pants and returned to Glee and his eyes unconsciously went to Rachel. She was innocently perched on her chair listening to Mr Shue.

Puck moved to sit next to her and she shifted awkwardly, refusing to meet his eyes. Mr Shue started explaining the new song that they would be learning and Puck leaned towards Rahel so that he could whisper in her ear.

"You are a lot more entertaining than I had originally thought Berry."

"I'm just so pleased that I can amuse someone as brainless as you," she replied sarcastically under her breath and Puck smirked.

Rachel Berry had sass, who would have thought?


AN: Yeah I'm bored at work again, so ta daa!! This won't be updated often. Just whenever I get ideas for scenes that probably won't fit in with my Make Me Forget story so I will turn them into one shots and post them here.