Author's note: Hehe. I was reading this one fic. it was really good and funny cause . . . AIZEN WAS A LADY. hehe aizen lady hahah lady aizen hahahahahahhaaizen sousuke the LADY . Yeah . . . It was an interesting story. Well It's a good thing I'm back. 'cause I was all liike OMG the computer, IT LIVES!

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Message to Everyone : Be happy. Sora accepts all your suggestions 'cept for Kaien (cause he's married).

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Ages:

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Sora – 16

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Ichigo – not born yet in this story's current timeline. (and probably won't show up until were in chappy 3 maybe)

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Aizen – Ancient . est. – 326 (you can consider him 22)

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Byakuya – Definitely ancient . est – 321 (maybe around . . . eh let's just go w/ 21)

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Jushiro – AAANNNNCCCIIIEEENNNTTTTOOOO . est – 333 (how bout 26)

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Urahara – Also Ancient . est. – 327 (consider him like . . . 23)

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Gin – Ancient . est. – 219 (let's try 17)

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Hitsugaya – Not AS ancient . . . but STILL ancient . est. 171 (we can go with a short 16 year-old right?)

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Grimmjow – eh. I dunno. You viewers can decide.

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Starrk – est. 100000 (ha! Your old. But it doesn't matter cause your cool. So you can be whatever age you want. ^_^)

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These people have been alive for a looooong time. Of course they're all ancient

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DON'T mind the ancient ages. once your dead, age doesn't really matter unless your millennia's older.

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- - - Soul Society . Seireitei- - -


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The awkward silence . . . Everyone hates it. But no one, I repeat, NO ONE hates it more than Yamamoto Genryuusai-Shigekuni. Sadly, being the Sotaicho and all, no one really talks him all that much. Yamamoto was about to explode from all the silence until a messenger came throught the door. 'THANK GOD,' thought Yamamoto as he watched the ma kneel on one knee and bow.

"Sotaicho, excuse the interruption, but Aizen fukutaicho has information on the reading the Kurotsuchi-Taicho had received early this day." The man bowed his head lower after he finished speaking. Yamamoto pondered for a bit then replied.

"Aizen-fukutaicho is here, correct?" The man nodded. "Good, then send him in. I would like to speak for him a bit." The man nodded again and left the room to fetch Aizen. When he was gone Yamamoto sighed in relief that he didn't explode. He remembered that one time when no one spoke to him for two days. He remembered destroying eighty-three large pillars then incinerating them with his zanpakuto. Soon the door opened again and the messenger arrived once again . . . but without Aizen.

"I'm sorry Sotaicho but it seems Aizen has left to go find Hirako-taicho. It seems he forgot he left the Seireitei with him." Yamamoto sweat dropped. "If that is all you require Sotaicho I will take my leave." Yamamoto nodded and the man left. THEN he realized, 'Crap, I'm alone again.'

"Wait! COME BAAAAACCCKKKK!" Sadly, the messenger did not here this cry and continued on his way.

"PSHEW! BOOOOOM! CHRASH! CALCKINITOHA! I'M FREEEEEE!"

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Yamamoto went explodie.

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- - - Rukongai 4 . Kitsune Dojo - - -


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The sound of music filled the air as our group of misfits walked down the street into a nearby restaurant. Renji oooohed as rukia aaahhed while Sora just pointed at things.

"Where are we? I don't think I've ever seen this place," asked Rukia. Her head went in circles looking at all the bright lights and happy people.

"Rukongai 4, Kitsune Dojo. Just eat whatever you want and leave the tab to me. You must be starving." Shinji had them seated at a table next to a window near the kitchen. They all chatted for a while, mostly them asking Shinji about the Seireitei. That was a ll cut short when a waitress came up to them. Sora then noticed that all the employees were wearing fox ears.

"Oh, Shinji! Nice to see you again! Yuka, Ami, and Mai have been missing you. Especially Ami." She twirled her hair and fixed the fake orange fox ears on her head.

"Aren't you the player. Huh, taicho?" whispered Renji. Rukia elbowed him in the gut causing him to fall off his chair.

"So your treating the street kids? That's awfully nice of you. Considering what happened with Eiko, Xion, Pai-chan, and L-dono." She laughed.

"Are you finished?" Replied an annoyed Shinji.

"Not quite. This is funny. 'Cause you also dumped Oka, Doware-sama, Ito, and Elfie-nee-chan here too." Shinji sweat-dropped. " Well I'm through. What would you like to order?" shinji said he'd have his usual, Rukia had some bulgogi (Korean BBQ), and Renji ordered a humongous seafood platter seeing that Shinji was paying. Sora, however, was a different story.

"I'll have five beef ramen, eight pork ramen, eleven BBQ pork ramen, seven chicken ramen, three miso ramen, and sixteen of your house special ramen," concluded Sora. Everyones eyes were the size of dinner plates.

"O-okay then we have forty ramen?" Sora nodded. And the waitress walked away.

"Can you really eat that all?" asked Renji. Rukia said nothing and kept staring at Sora's belly. 'Can you really look like THAT and have an appétite of eleven hungry lions?!'

"Yup! This is usually about half of what I usually eat." Everyone, 'cept Shinji, who heard this comment. Fell on their faces.

"You know, one of my friends used to have a student like you when he was alive. What was her name . . . oh yeah! It was Naruto!" Sora froze for a brief moment, but continued eating seeing that that mountains of food arrived. Sora was on her 27th bowl.

"Oh yeah! What does 'Yama Explodie' mean?" Sora asked. Shinji was shocked. How could this child figure out the code so fast?!

"Wh-what?" He asked.

"Yuka, Ami, Mai, Ami. Y-A-M-A. Eiko, Xion, Pai, L, Oka, Doware, Ito, Elfie. E-X-P-L-O-D-I-E. It's pretty obvious. Some of those names aren't even real." Sora finished the last of her ramen bowls.

"You'll find out once you go to the shinigami academy. It's a pretty nice place with ni-"

"Do we have to go?" Sora asked. Renji and Rukia were shocked. Here he was giving them a chance of a lifetime and there she was asking if she had to go.

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Kit! What's wrong with you!? This offer might not ever come again!

I hope it doesn't.

WHY!?

I'm not being sucked into another war not now and not ever again.

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"Usually it's optional but your spiritual pressure is so potent and large it-" Shinji then realized Sora had already left. " When did she-! How did she-! Why didn't I notice her move?! You two wait here!" Shinji left in a mad dash when he realized he could shunpo and started doing that instead. A new waitress came up to them.

"He's coming back to pay, right?" Rukia and Renji sure hoped so. There was no way they could afford this.