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A Humorous Misunderstanding

Jack and Bella are two roommates putting up a shower Curtin rod and Curtin. Bella's family and boyfriend, Edward, visits her and her roommate Jack and her other roommate Mel. They overhear her "inappropriate" conversation with Jack. Uh oh!


*An antique looking apartment in California.


*Bella- The girl who has a part in the "inappropriate" conversation. Main character.

*Jack- The guy who has a part in the conversation too. Main character.

*Mel- The other roommate.

*Alice- Bella's best friend, and future sister-in-law.

*Edward- Bella's fiancée.

*Carlisle and Esme- Edward's parents and Bella's future in-laws.

Jasper- Alice's husband.

Rosalie- Edward's sister and complete bitch.

Emmett- Edward's older brother.


**An antique looking apartment in California.

The doorbell rings and Mel answers the door. Alice, Edward, Carlisle and Esme, Rosalie and Emmett, and Jasper are all at the door.

Mel: Hi, y'all! Come on in!

The family comes in and sits down in the living room.

Mel: Hey, listen, you kind of caught me at a bad time. I have to go to the store and pick up a few things, but Bella and Jack are in the next room if you need anything. They'll be out in a minute.

Alice: It's okay. We'll be fine.

Mel: You sure?

Alice: Positive.

Mel: Okay, then. See you later!

Everyone (except for Rosalie): Bye!

Mel exits the apartment. Alice, Esme, and Rosalie all pick up a fashion magazine. Carlisle and Jasper pick up a book. Emmett walks around the apartment. Edward taps his foot, impatiently.

Jack: All right, Bella. I'll get in the tub with you.

Everyone's eyes widen and mouths drop open.

Bella: All right, let me show you what to do.

In the bathroom, Bella and Jack are trying to hang up a Curtin and a Curtin rod.

Jack: I think I know how to do this simple task, Bella. I mean, it's not like this is my first time.

Bella: Well it's my first time! I want to learn how to get it right the first time I try.

Everyone looks nervously toward Edward.

Jack: You will. We just got to keep going at it.

Bella: Don't do it like that! It's all wrong! Here, let me show you.

Edward, with a red face, is staring at the door angrily.

Bella: Man! You sure got a big one!

Everyone gasps softly except for Edward, who looks murderous.

In the bathroom, Bella and Jack are both holding the rod that won't fit into the tiny space.

Jack: Well excuse me for thinking it would fit. I'll just go back and get a smaller one.

Bella: I thought you said this wasn't your first time.

Jack: It isn't. It's my seventh!!!

Bella: Then how come you suck at it?

Jack: I haven't done this in so long!

Bella starts laughing.

Jack: What's so funny?

Bella: I was just thinking of Edward. If he saw what I was trying to do with you, he'd laugh at my clumsiness!

Jack: Well, it is sort of funny. You know, a woman trying to be on top of physical activity.

Bella: That is so sexist!

Jack: Well it's true!

Bella: Said the man who screwed up his measurements.

Jack: I wonder if Mel could help us.

Everyone went pale.

Bella: I don't know. We'll ask her when she gets home.

The front door opens and Mel walks in with bags in her hands.

Mel: Hey, y'all! Are they still not done? They've been going at it since 10:00 a.m. You would think they would be done by now!

Esme: You mean you knew about this???

Mel: Yeah. In fact, I was the one who suggested it.

The Cullens: WHAT??????

Mel: Yeah. They both needed to spend quality time with each other and this seemed like the best way to do it.


Bella and Jack rush into the room.

Bella: What's going on??? Why are you yelling, Edward? Why is Mel crying and why do you all look so mad?

Edward: You know damn well, Bella!!!! How could you?!?!

Bella: How could I what?

Edward: You know what you did!!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella: It would be nice if you did!

Alice: Bella, how could you have sex with Jack?!

Bella: WHAT??? We were NOT having sex!! What makes you think we were?

Alice: Your conversation was enough.

Bella: What conversation?

Alice: The one you two had in the bathroom!!!

Bella: You mean our conversation about the CURTIN ROD?!?!?! Jack, go get the Curtin rod!

Jack leaves the room and returns with the rod.

Bella: We were trying to hang this up. I wanted to surprise Edward and show him that I'm capable of fixing things.

Edward: Well you told Jack that he had a big one!

Jack: Yeah. A big ROD! I didn't take the right measurements.

Everyone went silent.

Bella: I can't believe you would think that I would cheat on you, Edward. I love you.

Edward: I love you too, Bella. I'm sorry I thought you cheated on me.

Bella: I forgive you. Just don't let it happen again, okay?

Edward: Okay.

Edward takes Bella in his arms and kisses her.


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