Title: I'm on a ship
Author: jAnon
Pairings: None
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 389
Disclaimer: I have not profited monetarily from this venture, nor do I claim original ownership of the characters, setting, or song.
Summary: The Lonely Island's song 'I'm on a boat' as applied to Star Trek.

A/N- The link to the Lonely Island's original music video can be found on youtube. I recommend listening to it and reading at the same time.

Also, there are tons of variations of this on youtube. They're all lots of fun, and I highly recommend you watch them. The song is too perfect to pass up for Star Trek, and I'm only adding to the cracktastic tradition.


Woah, free ship to command for three. Now, who should I take? Spock—

(raises an eyebrow)

And ... Bones.



Oh shit, get your phasers ready
It's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a ship \ I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me \ 'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship \ I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look \ At my motherfucking spaceship

I'm on a ship motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight flying on a ship through the galaxy
Busting Warp Five, space streaming like a rip
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a ship

Take a picture trick \ I'm on a ship, bitch
We breaking all the laws of physics 'cause it's so sick
I got my gold shirt and my communicator
I'm fighting Klingons, killed some Romulans
So tell the Praetor

I'm standing by the Captain, doing illogical shit
He's in danger, I'm responding to the Tholian threat
But this aint Star Wars, this as real as it gets
I'm on a ship, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a ship \ and \ it's going fast \ and
I got a logical green commander Vulcan
I'm the king of the 'verse, on a ship with Leo
If you're on the shore, the you're sure not me \ oh

Get the fuck up \ this ship is real

Fuck land I'm in space motherfucker
Fuck Melkot I shoot buoys motherfucker
I'm on the deck with my boys motherfucker
The warp engine makes noise motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this ship through the barrier somehow
With Captain Kirk, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a ship
It's a big black dangerous trip
Hippocrates, look at me \ oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big ship coming my way
Believe me when I say
I need a hypospray

I'm on a ship \ I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me \ 'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship \ I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look \ At the motherfucking ship