A/N: This is a special birthday update for Dr. Tempo! Happy Birthday!

Chapter 27: Ash is a Chaos Magnet

Ash, Gary, Ritchie, Dawn and Brock all made it to the Pokémon center with their non-human companions.

"I can't believe that…" mumbled Brock, "How can he get that beautiful woman?"

"She's just turn you into stone." Said Gary.

That was when Ash noticed someone he hadn't seen in a while, Paul.

"Hey Paul." Said Ash.

Paul looked up and saw Ash.

"What do you want?" asked Paul.

"I was hopping we could battle." Said Ash.

Paul sighed, "I want nothing to with you." He muttered.

"What?" asked Ash.

"I think you know why." Said Paul.

"It's not because he annoys you is it?" asked Gary, "Because I've been there."

"No it's not, it's because you know." Said Paul.

"I think he's sore because he had to work for the Rainbow Brigade." Said Dawn.

Paul glared at Dawn.

"Dawn hit the nail of the head…" said Diana as the group sweat dropped.

Meanwhile in the HQ of the Realms.

"So…" said Terre, "I was thinking about Paul."

"You mean that jerky rival of Ash's." said Sora.

"Yeah, go for it." Said Oceania.

"Awesome…" said Terre with an evil smile.

Meanwhile in the cafeteria of the Pokémon center.

"You're not normal." Said Paul, "If I get near you, something's weird is going to happen to me."

"Oh come it won't be that bad…" said Ritchie.

"Who are you?" asked Paul.

"Uh…" said Ritchie, "I'm a Sailor Senshi too…"

Paul sweat dropped, "Seriously?" he asked.

"Yes." Said Ritchie.

"How do you like dressing up in a Mini-Skirt." Said Paul.

"Um…" said Ritchie, "I don't dress in a mini skirt."

Paul stared at him with a sweat drop.

"I don't want to know." Said Paul.

Paul got up, "I know you're fighting to protect the world, but I don't want anything to do with you."

Paul got up, he looked at Brock and Dawn, "I honestly have no idea how you can stay with them, I mean you get dragged into weirdness all the time."

Paul left the Pokémon Center.

Ash looked down, the group looked at him.

"Don't listen to him." Said Brock, "He has no idea what he's talking about."

"Yeah, he's just a jerk." Said Dawn.

"There's a reason why he was recruited into the Rainbow Brigade and that's why." Said Gary.

Ahs couldn't help but to smile at that, he knew his friends would stand by him.

"IS he like that all the time?" asked Ritchie.

"Yes." Muttered Gary.

Meanwhile in the forest, Paul was walking when he heard someone say.

"That was really harsh."

He turned to see Terre leaning against a tree.

"Sure he annoys you. But saying that about his friends." Said Terre.

"Who are you?" asked Paul.

"I think you can out and two together." Said Terre.

"You're their new enemy aren't you?" asked Paul.

"That's right." Responded Terre.

"Please tell me you're planning to recruit me, the answer is no." said Paul.

"Recruit you?" asked Terre, "That's so simple…"

"What do you mean?" asked Paul.

"Please…" said Terre, "Recruit you…, that's not our groups M.O."

He revealed their gem.

"You're going to become as you call them a "Monster" under my control." He said.

He exposed Paul to the gem and turned him into a monster.

"Go back to that Pokémon Center and give them hell." Said Terre with an evil smile.

Back inside the Pokémon Center, Nurse Joy gave them back their Pokémon.

That was when the entrance to the Pokémon Center suddenly exposed and the Paul monster appeared.

"What is that?" asked Nurse Joy.

Ash, Gary and Ritchie went to a private location to call the others.

"A monster is attacking the Pokémon Center, we're sure it's from one of the Realms." Said Gary.

"Right!" came a chorus of voices.

"Moon Light Power!"

"Fighter Star Power!"

"Saturn Cosmic Power!"


All of them transformed into their Senshi form.

The Paul Monster was about to take a swipe at Nurse Joy, when there was a shout of "Star Serious Laser!"

The Paul monster turned it's attention to the three Senshi.

"Nurse Joy, evacuate the Pokémon center." Said Neo Sailor Moon.

Nurse Joy nodded and did so.

The Paul monster glared at them.

That was when there was a shout of "Icy Wind Shuriken!"

This hit the monster sending it to the ground, they saw the Senshi with exception of Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Mercury and Sailor Pluto.

"Oh yeah, school is in session." Said Sailor Saturn.

Who is it?" asked Sailor Galaxia.

"We don't know, he suddenly attacked." Said Sailor Star Fighter.

"You not knowing is no fun." Said Terre suddenly.

"Who is it?" asked Sailor Star fighter.

"It's you're good old friend Paul." Said Terre, "You know it's funny that he didn't want to be near you because of something like this would happen."

Sailor Saturn, Sailor Star Fight and Neo Sailor Moon all glared at him.

"I guess something happened with Paul." Said Sailor Mars.

"Yeah." Said Sailor Venus.

"That's so sad isn't it!" said Terre, "Of all things to happen today!"

"Shut up!" yelled Sailor Star Fighter.

She began to glow light blue.

"Star Flashing Blast!"

A bright flash of light hit the Paul monster.

"That's a new attack!" said Sailor Ceres.

"I wish I had one…" muttered Sailor Star Maker.

"I can't believe it." Said Sailor Star Fighter.

"Do it now Ash!" said Sailor Galaxia.

Neo Sailor Moon nodded.

"Moonlight Crystal Drop Healing!"

The healing move hit the Paul monster, during him back into the jerk no one liked.

"That's too bad you wont. But oh well." Said Terre disappearing.

Everyone else sighed when he left.

"So what are we going to do?" asked Sailor Venus grabbing a nearby stick and poking him.

"I say be honest." Said Neo Sailor Moon.

Sometime later… sometime later…

"So I was a monster." Said Paul.

Ash, Ritchie and Gary nodded.

Paul sighed, "This is why I didn't want anything to do with you." He said.

"Yeah, but their not going to bother you again." Said Ritchie.

"Whatever." Muttered Paul, who began to leave.

"Excuse me…" said Nurse Joy, "I know you weren't in control of your self, but can you help fix the entrance."

"No…" said Paul.

Pau began to leave... then Nurse Joy grabbed his should and glared at him.

"You're going fix the damage!" said Nurse Joy.

The three watched him with sweat drops.

"At least she didn't blame the Sailor Senshi." Said Gary.

The other two nodded in agreement.

And so Paul had his turn at being a monster, but who knew who then ext target was going to be.

Next Time: Tenten has been feeling left out lately? Why? Because both Neji and Lee have been promoted have been going on much dangerous missions than her. Will one of the realms prey on her feelings? Find out next time!