Sakura: Sasuke! Come back under the mistletoe!

Sasuke: Hellz no!

Kakashi: I think Anko and Orochimaru are using it right now. Oh good Lord you naughty girl Anko! *nosebleed*

Jiraiya: Aww man even snake man gets action on christmas eve! Wheres my Tsunade blow up doll?

Gaara: Stop putting bows on my head please Matsuri.

Matsuri: Then stop taking them off.

Kankuro: No! I am NOT going to put on a puppet show!

Temari: Oh no Kankuro WILL be putting on a puppet show or he will face my wrath!

Guy: Who loves eggnog?! MIGHTY GUY LOVES EGGNOG!

Lee: Eggnog! Let me try some!

Neji/Ten Ten: NO!

Tsunade: No Choji for the last time we are NOT eating Ton Ton!

Ton Ton: (distressed) Weee!

Choji: But its Christmas!

Hinata: Naruto kun... I got you a present.

Naruto: Yeah! Yeah! What is it! *shakes gift*

Kabuto: So you're underapreciated as well huh?

Shizune: Yep.

Kurenai(pregnent): I wish Asuma were here...

Kiba: He is! Hes playing Santa!

Akamaru: Arf Arf!

Asuma: Yo ho ho and a bottle of- No wait thats wrong.

Shino dressed as an elf: One word and I will unleash my bugs.

Shikamaru: What a drag...

Ino: You know I think theres a room in the back with a lock...

Suigetsu: Hey Karin! What you think your getting lucky tonight?! I can see your panties! And I'm glad you went with naughty cause your not really 'nice'.

Karin: B-b-baka! I'm going to kill you!

Jugo: I'm going to kill both of you if you don't shut up...

Suigetsu/Karin:...........................

Jugo: Just kidding now why does this raindeer have a red nose?