"Alright, Jim, yearly physical time." Bones muttered without much enthusiasm.
"Oh joy." Kirk replied with an equal lack of excitement.
"Out of the uniform, into the gown. It'll be over before you know it."
Bones busied himself for a moment with some last minute medical records. Turning around he found the Captain stark naked looking rather pleased with himself. Bones raised a disapproving eyebrow as he noticed something medically out of place.
"What the hell is that?" Bones demanded.
"For a doctor I'd figure you'd be a little more familiar with anatomy." Kirk giggled in response.
"I'm not taking about the anatomy, it's what's on it that alarms me."
"What? It's just a tattoo." Kirk grinned.
Bones closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose hard in exasperation. The doctor heaved a massive sigh and shook his head sadly.
"What?" Kirk asked innocently.
"'Welcome Aboard'?" Bones read the cursive black script.
"I think it's funny."