Y'all. I have the memory and attention span of a goldfish. Just throw something at me if I forget that I decided to update this again.

CHAPTER 209

HOSHINO: HEY, YOU KNOW WHO I BET EVERYONE WANTS TO READ ABOUT? JOHNNY. LET'S HAVE AN ENTIRE CHAPTER DEDICATED TO HIM.

EVERYONE: YES, PLEASE, TELL US MORE ABOUT JOHNNY.

THE ABOVE EXCHANGE HAS NOT, AND WILL NOT EVER HAPPEN. I'M SURE SOME OF YOU OUT THERE GIVE A DAMN ABOUT JOHNNY, BUT I AM EQUALLY SURE THAT THE MAJORITY OF YOU DO NOT. SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY TELL HOSHINO THIS.

ALSO, REALLY? FIFTEEN PAGES? YOU ARE TURNING OUT LESS WORK FOR A MONTHLY SERIES THAN MOST WEEKLY SERIES PRODUCE. HOSHINO HAD BETTER NOT BE DYING AGAIN.

JOHNNY: IT SURE IS GREAT THAT THE ORDER IS LETTING ME LEAVE LIKE THIS WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING CARTOONISHLY EVIL.

CARTOONISHLY EVIL HENCHMEN: GET IN THE TRAIN.

JOHNNY: SURE THING!

CARTOONISHLY EVIL HENCHMEN: GOOD. NOW DRINK THIS, IT WILL ERASE YOUR MEMORIES OF THE ORDER.

JOHNNY: … REALLY?

CARTOONISHLY EVIL HENCHMEN: YEP.

JOHNNY: THAT'S… A THING WE HAVE? WHY HAS THIS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE?

CARTOONISHLY EVIL HENCHMEN: BECAUSE HOSHINO ONLY RECENTLY BEGAN READING DEATH NOTE AND IT WAS TOO LATE TO MAKE THIS IDEA NOTEBOOK-BASED.

JOHNNY: WELL AT LEAST LET ME HAVE A FLASHBACK BEFORE FORGETTING EVERYTHING.

CARTOONISHLY EVIL HENCHMEN: K.

~FLASHBACK~

REEVER: WELL, SEE YA JOHNNY. HERE, HAVE THIS RATTY OLD TIE TO REMEMBER ME BY.

JOHNNY: 8D

REEVER: YEAH IT'S GOOD LUCK, OR SOMETHING. BYE.

HOSHINO: HEY READERS, WANT SOME SHIPTEASE?

READERS: YEAH!

~JOHNNY/CASH OTP~

READERS: … THAT… OH GOD…

HOSHINO: YOU ARE WELCOME.

~END FLASHBACK~

JOHNNY: JUST IN CASE ANYONE FORGOT: I AM STILL DEVOTED TO ALLEN. GOING TO BE BY HIS SIDE FOREVER AND EVER.

CARTOONISHLY EVIL HENCHMEN: LOOK JUST DRINK YOUR ROOFIES, YOU'LL BE FINE.

JOHNNY: HOW ABOUT NO? I COULD FORGET ABOUT ALLEN! *SMOKE BOMB*

CARTOONISHLY EVIL HENCHMEN: WTF?!

JOHNNY: SUDDENLY, GAS MASK! *MAKES A RUN FOR IT*

CARTOONISHLY EVIL HENCHMEN: *ARE TOTALLY CROW* BITCH I THINK NOT.

BOOT: *TO FACE*

JOHNNY: WHA…?

KANDA: *IS SUDDENLY HERE TO KICK ASS* GOD I'M AWESOME.

JOHNNY: ARE THEY DEAD?

KANDA: WHO CARES? *PREENS*DID YOU SEE ME TAKE THEM OUT? BAM, JUST LIKE THAT. I AM THE GREATEST.

JOHNNY: UH... YOU'RE KANDA, RIGHT?

KANDA: EXCUSE ME? I AM A MOTHER FUCKING EXORCIST. I FORGET YOUR NAME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

JOHNNY: SORRY, I KIND OF FORGET EVERYONE NOT-ALLEN.

KANDA: YEAH I GET THAT TOO. SO HEY, LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTURE TO FIND HIM.

JOHNNY: UH… THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING, BUT… WHY DO YOU WANT TO COME?

KANDA: I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY MOTIVATION IS RIGHT NOW.

JOHNNY: YOU REALLY JUST DROPPED BY THE ORDER TO GET YOUR SWORD AND OFFICIALLY MAKE YOURSELF A FUGITIVE?

KANDA: APPARENTLY.

JOHNNY: DID YOU EVEN SEE NOT-ALLEN? OR SAY GOODBYE TO ALSO NOT-ALLEN?

KANDA: HUH? OH, NAH, TIEDOLL CAN DEAL. LENALEE WILL UNDERSTAND.

JOHNNY: KIND OF A LICK THEIR HAND AND LEAVE THEM KIND OF GUY I SEE.

KANDA: STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE YOU'RE PEOPLE.

END.

Rating: 4? This was kind of a nothing of a chapter. Kanda preening was the only thing of real value.