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EPOV

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML.

I was reading in my room, reading Dracula for the 23rd time...I was bored.

I heard clunking from downstairs, clunking that sounded suspiciously like my piano...my beloved piano, my Lottie...It must be Alice, she's the only one who dare touch my piano except Bella, but Bella's in Port Angeles with Angela...

I threw down my book, and stormed out of my room and fell down the stairs...

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT JASPER!" I screamed up the stairs.

I suddenly felt confuzzled...what was I doing again?

Then I heard clunking from my precious Lottie...

Oh, I remember....

I furiously stormed towards the living room, towards the little alcove....

I'm no empath, but I could feel my anger...Freaky...

I turned the corner, and was horrified by the sight before me...

Oh woe is me, such a tragedy behold my eyes, the abhorred daemon of my nightmares came back to haunt me, exceeding that of any man's, I thought, as I trembled with horror, its unearthly ugliness rendered it almost too horrible for any creature's eyes alone, words could not render it.

My compassionate father Carlisle, and my beloved, loving mother Esme, were getting it on, on my piano, my precious, dear Lottie, my dreams, my fire on a cold day, my water in the desert, the apple of my other eye.

Well damn. This freakin' sucks.

I covered my poor eyes.

I started to run to the kitchen so I could disinfect my eyes, I will behold that sight forevermore, nightmares shall cease, although I do not sleep. Alas, for it can not be pleasant, I fear I shall need therapy after seeing such a horrific sight.

FML

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