Hey, guys. Sorry it took me so long to put this up. I've been busy lately. My mom has decided I have to thoroughly study our states driver's manual and school's a drag. But, I'm pretty sure y'all don't wanna listen to my lame excuses, so here's the chapter! :)
"Bella, you asshole!" Emmett yelled as he glared at me.
"What makes you think this is my fault?" I cried.
"Of course, it's your fault. You're the only one of us that loves the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Damn it!" he cried outraged.
Everyone just sat and laughed as he pouted and refused to move from his spot.
"Emmett, it's really not that bad singing it. Me and Carlisle have had to do it; it was only a matter of time before she got her hands on you, too."
"Yeah, but you and Carlie over there are just pussies. I'd expect her to make you sing it!" he complained.
"Watch it, kid." Carlisle muttered. "Just because you're in love with my daughter doesn't mean I won't rip your dick off right here, right now."
"There's still hope for children from Jasper!" Esme added as she grinned at Emmett evilly.
He gulped. "Rosie, new rule. Bella can't help Edward pick my song."
She laughed at him. "Sorry, honey. Now, get your tranny ass up there and sing like your heart can't take it!"
Again, everyone exploded in laughter as Emmett growled something and stalked to the stage.
Fuck, he's worse than a little kid. Flo groaned.
I know, Flo. He's our little tranny whiner!
Flo laughed at me as I leaned back in my seat, pleased at my work. I'd finally got Emmett on singing Rocky Horror. Life was good.
The music started and Emmett grabbed the microphone, then took a deep breath looking as if he wanted to kill himself… or me.
"How d' you do, I
See you've met my
He's just brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy manDon't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania."
Everyone in the club was laughing and Edward and I were actually on the floor. No joke. Even Flo was rejoicing at this. And she hated Rocky Horror much more than Emmett. This night had turned out perfect. And then, to everyone's astonishment he walked off stage, still singing, and started giving Jasper a lap dance. Jasper and Rose nearly died. While Edward and I may as well have been buried in the floor.
"Oh, god!" Edward yelled as tears of mirth fell down his face. "Bella, that's perfect. I think I love you!"
And then we both froze for a moment staring at each other with wide eyes.
Get it, girl! You have to get him to come home with you tonight! Flo whispered urgently. But, I ignored her, my eyes trained on Edward.
"I mean, I love the way you taste. No! I didn't mean that… well, I do, but not that – I meant, you picked the perfect song for Emmett." He stuttered and then blushed.
I blushed, too.
BELLA! He just said he loves the way you taste. You definitely have to take him home with you and fuck him senseless… or let him fuck you senseless. Flo encouraged in her deranged way.
Shut up, Flo. He didn't mean it like that! I yelled back mentally.
Before I could say anything back, Emmett had finished his song and was now walking back to us with a smug grin on his face.
"What's with the dazed look, Bella? Was I that amazing?" he grinned sarcastically.
"No, you jackass. You sucked. The best thing about your performance was the lap dance you gave Jasper. Now the whole club thinks you two are faggots!" I grinned sardonically.
"I beg to differ." Rose and Jasper said at the same time. I could guess which part they were commenting on.
"Aw, Jazzy. I know you're not gay." Little Alice said as she patted his chest.
"So, what's Edward going to sing?" Emmett asked at last. "Are you gonna make him sing rocky horror, too?"
"No. I'm going to go easy on him." I smiled.
"You know, just because it's my first time doesn't mean you've gotta be easy. You can make me as hard as you want – I mean, it! Make it as hard as you want." He started babbling and blushing again. I was definitely going to make this easy on him.
I leaned toward him and whispered the song in his ear seductively. I think Flo has the right frame of mind. He gulped and looked at me with wide eyes, then nodded and walked to the stage.
Gaga ooh la la
Want your bad romance"
And so it began. He did a very good Lady Gaga impression… minus the skin tight clothing. Although, that would look undoubtedly hot on him. It turned me on just thinking about it. Maybe it was the drinks talking…. Maybe he doesn't want to do that again.
Are you fucking kidding me?! Have you seen the way he's been staring at you all night? Flo practically screamed.
Hungry. Lusty. As in "Fuck me, please and I'll die a happy man". Pretty much the way you've been looking at him subconsciously.
I sighed as I watched him sing and practically fuck the microphone stand. I was suddenly drawn in by the memories of our drunken sex that I still didn't remember and the morning after.
"So, you and my brother, eh?" Alice said suddenly sitting beside me.
"What?" I asked startled.
"I know you two have to hots for each other. The sexual tension could be cut with a knife between you two." She said as if it was the most natural thing in the world to talk about your brother's sex life.
"I…" I didn't have anything to say really. "It was just one time."
"Maybe, but it's quite obvious you both want it to happen again… and remember it this time."
My eyes widened. She knew?!
"Yes, I know all about it." She said as if reading my mind. "I was the one that made him go out that night and I saw you there and Jasper saw you and told me who you were but to not say anything to you or let you know we were there."
"He was playing matchmaker for you and Edward. Emmett and Rose's sole purpose was to get you laid. It was the same for us with Edward. Except when he first saw you, I knew exactly what he was thinking. And it didn't have anything to do with having sex with you… well mostly. We got enough drinks in him and then it took off. Luckily, for the two of you." She explained.
"So you all knew from the start that –" I was confused.
"That you were going to be there? No. It just happened, but I'm glad because Edward hasn't looked more relaxed in a long time. Two weeks ago, no one would've got him up there on the stage singing and having sex with a microphone like that." She nodded her head to the stage where all the girls were screaming at him like he was a sexy rockstar… which is exactly how he looked.
"Wow." I murmured to myself, surprised. "Does he know?" I asked her.
"About the impromptu set up? No. He didn't know that we knew who you were. I was almost surprised Jasper didn't freak since you two are so close." Her eyebrows rose up.
"Why would he? He knows me and how I am, if his demon sister hadn't beat him to it, he probably would've taken me out like that." I said. "You seem to know about past as it is. Why would that shock you?" I smiled slightly.
"Some guy thing, I guess." She laughed and waved her hand as if to dismiss her thought.
"I see you two are getting along. Should I be scared?" Edward laughed as he plopped down next to me and slung his arm over the back of my seat.
"Terrified." We said at the same time and then laughed.
"Bella, it's your turn!" Carlisle yelled. I looked at him expectantly – ready for him to unleash the torture I knew I had to face. "Your song is Everywhere I Go… and you have to change every 'Charlie Scene' to 'Bella Swan'." He laughed evilly.
I looked at Rose and gave her a look that said "make his embarrassing." She nodded and I was off to the stage. This was the part I always hated. Right when you step up on stage and everyone is looking at you waiting for you to suck or just embarrass yourself in some way.
The music started and I started bobbing my head lightly.
"Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Bella Swan had got a pussy
That she loves to show
Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Bella Swan has got a pussy
That she loves to show
Wake up, grab beer, grab rear
Shave beard, put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk 'fore my mom wakes up
Break up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts."
And so it went as I continued rapping badly like the white girl I am and grinding on microphone stand much like Edward had been. I think I hated myself. Not only did this song make me sound like a whore, it made me sound like I was a lesbian, too…. No offense to lesbians or anything. I'm just saying… I mean, I'm just thinking. And why do I always feel like I'm offending someone when I'm only thinking it to myself? I don't know.
I think talking to myself is worse than talking to Flo.
Hey! She cried, offended.
Sorry. I'm just saying.
And really, who thinks this much when they're singing! You could suddenly forget the words and not even realize you're talking to yourself! Flo said.
I think that was a warning, so I started paying attention to the song which was almost finished and everyone at my table was screaming and cheering as I finished. Everyone else just looked shocked. Oh well. Sucks for them.
See, Flo, I'm great at multitasking.
Yeah, yeah. Shut up! She replied.
"That was very interesting." Edward laughed tightly as I sat back down next to him.
I looked at him, confused by his actions. Was he okay? "Yeah, Carlisle thinks it's funny when I sing that song. Don't know why."
"I don't think funny is the word I'd use." He muttered.
"What word would you use, then?" I asked.
I vaguely heard Rose tell her father what song he was going to sing, but I didn't catch the name.
"Hot. Sexy." He grinned with lust in his eyes. "Something along those lines."
My eyebrows shot up.
Good job, Bella. You made him hard without really trying… or realize what you were even doing! Bella: 1 Edward: 0. She said mentally high-fiving me.
"Would you now?" I said trying to sound seductive. I don't think it worked.
He nodded with a slight smirk on his face.
"I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation."
Carlisle sang in an unnaturally girly voice. If I hadn't been distracted, I would've been worried about him… while simultaneously laughing my ass off.
"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees."
By this time, everyone except Edward and I were laughing to tears. Carlisle always got too much into it anyway.
Edward leaned forward slowly, keeping his eyes locked on mine and then his lips were on mine. He tasted of alcohol and velvet. It was like déjà vu. I knew I'd felt this before, but I couldn't remember it clearly. Flashes of the club earlier in the week played behind my eyes. Dancing. Drinking. Making out. And stumbling our way toward a cab while keeping our lips connected.
This was much better because I knew we'd both remember it tomorrow and for me, I'd remember it forever. His tongue poked out of his mouth and lightly traced the line between my lips, asking for me to open up. And then, as if it was a catalyst, we couldn't get enough of each other. Hair was pulled, clothing was rumpled and little moans that I hope no one but he heard left my mouth.
I had to pull away for a breath and his lips traveled down to my neck, sucking my soft flesh into his mouth as if he were a vampire deciding where his bite would be best. I think I'd even let him bite me if he wanted.
Flo was rejoicing in my mind, practically screaming in happiness. But, I couldn't complain. I was doing the same… and also attempting to make plans to bring him home with me and keep him forever. It wasn't working, though, since he kept distracting me with his lips being everywhere my skin was showing.
There were shouts and high0fives passed around our table and we pulled apart quickly and saw Carlisle flop down in his seat as he laughed joyously.
"You know, old man, I don't think a man should have that much fun singing that song. It's really bad for your manliness." Emmett said as Jasper announced Rose's song.
I missed what he said because Edward began trailing his lips from my ear to my collarbone.
Rose's song was much more seductive sounding as she moved slowly in place to the bass. Of course Jasper wouldn't give her an embarrassing song; he'd be too afraid of what she'd do to get him back when he least expected it. I swayed slowly side-to-side as Rose's voice sang out; the perfect imitation of Grace Slick.
"One pill makes you larger
And one pill you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall."
It was probably the greatest song any of us had done tonight, but that might be because of the feeling it gave me every time I listened to it. It had that certain sound to it that makes you feel high. But, then again, it was written in the sixties.
"Rose has a nice voice." Edward commented in my ear as he placed a small kiss underneath it.
"Mhm." I replied not being able to say much else.
"Where did she learn to sing seductively like that?" he asked as if he really didn't care.
"It's just the song, I think." I said. "Or maybe it's both the song and Rose."
He grunted something in return as everyone cheered at Rose as she walked back towards us. "Who's next?" she called.
No one seemed to notice me and Edward as Alice and Rose discussed what was next. For me, it was preferable that we leave… and very soon. Or else, I might combust.
"You know, if you want to be famous, we can form a band and call ourselves The Ladybugs. I'll be Paulette, you can be Georgina, Bella can be Regina, and Esme can be Jean." Rose said to Alice.
"What? You're going to copy-cat the Beatles? What's your hit song going to be? 'I am the Penguin'" Carlisle joked.
"Why does Bella get to be Ringo?" Esme complained. Everyone knew she had a thing for him.
"I think at this point in time, Bella doesn't care who she is. I think she's more worried about who she does." Emmett laughed.
"HEY! Get a room, you horn dogs! There are virgin eyes in the building." I think Jasper said loudly.
I groaned and blushed as Edward buried his face in my neck and started laughing. "Fine. We were about to leave anyway. We'll see you tomorrow." He pulled me up as I muttered a goodbye to everybody.
We hailed a cab and I gave my address as Edward's hands trailed across my body over clothing, under clothing. It felt heavenly. I honestly can't tell you anything about the ride to my apartment, except that because that's all I paid attention to. I tend to have a very one track mind when I'm drunk and horny. But, we were standing outside my door in no time as I fumbled with my keys to unlock the door hurriedly. I dropped them twice before Edward took them from me and opened the door swiftly.
Showoff, I thought to myself.
He pulled me in quickly and slammed the door shut behind us. And I was suddenly trapped between Edward's body and my door with his lips crushing mine. It was wonderful. I briefly wondered if it had happened anything like this the last time.
"Edward." I moaned as he ripped off my top and trailed his lips to the tops of my breasts.
He grunted something back at me that I didn't understand.
"Where's your bedroom?" he said as I torn into his shirt, his buttons flying across my living room.
I pointed in the general direction because my mouth was too busy nipping and licking down his chest. He picked me up, cutting off my exploration and my lips found his neck and bit down lightly as he walked to my room.
Once there, he set me down on the bed with his clothes that he let me borrow when I was at his house. I had been sleeping in them ever since.
"I see you still have my clothes." He chuckled.
"Yes." I breathed.
"I told you if something was meant to be, just sit back and let it happen." He whispered against my cheek.
"And it did." I whispered back.
"That it did."
We continued on with where we'd left off at my front door. And I'll tell you right now. Sex with Edward is so much better when you can remember it.
A couple of hours later, we lay sated and naked in my bed curled under my blankets with his arms around me and head on his chest listening to his heart beat.
"Hey!" I said suddenly remembering something.
"What is it?" he asked lazily, yet his eyes told just how alert he really was.
"Did you ever find my dress?"
He stared at me for a moment and then burst into laughter. I don't know what's so funny.
You, dumbass. He's laughing at you! Flo murmured disdainfully.
Shut the fuck up, Flo. And leave me alone to my naked man in my bed.
Whoo-hoo! It's finished:) I hope y'all liked it.
The songs:Emmett's – Sweet Transvestite by Tim Curry (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Edward's – Bad Romance by Lady GaGa
Bella's – Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead
Carlisle's – Barbie Girl by Aqua
Rosalie's – White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane
All awesome songs (except Barbie Girl, I just thought it'd be funny for Carlisle to sing .) so if you've never listened to them, look them up:)