Krystal: Yodi yo yo!

Ikuto: ...I don't even bother myself anymore.

Krystal: Here's another random day!

Ikuto: ... Where are we this time?

Krystal: Getting ready for your wedding.

Ikuto: Ooh la la! Remember Krystal owns absolutely nothing!


Amu sat in Utau's room of the Tsukiyomi mansion, getting ready.

"Oh my gosh! Amu you're getting married!" Utau exclaimed as she brushed Amu's pink locks, "To my brother! We'll be sisters!" Amu smiled and continued applying her make-up.

"I know right!" Utau sighed and stared out.

"Don't you wish to have this moment for life?"

"~I fly with the stars in the skies! I am no longer trying to survive! I believe that life is a prize, but to live doesn't mean your alive!~" Amu sang out randomly. Utau face palmed.

"Shit, it's random day; are you sure the doctor found nothing wrong?" Amu nodded and sighed.

"Yes, he said that I'm perfectly healthy, but I'm telling you I can't control it! It just comes out of nowhere!" Utau groaned.

"Okay, just try to control it," she suggested.

"Okay then just don't say sentences with song names...ooh an alliteration."

"Oh dear." Suddenly the door to Utau's room slammed open and Rima walked in. She had a sly smirk on her face as she walked toward the two girls.

"Today's random day, am I correct?" Amu nodded and Rima's smirk widened.

"Amu, I'm going to make you pay for when it was random day at my wedding." Her eyes widened.

"R-Rima! How many times am I going to apologize?"

"It's too late to apologize-" she started but Amu cut her off.

"~It's too late to apologize! It's toooo late! It's too late to apologize! It's too late! It's too late!~" Rima smirked in satisfaction.

"Rima please!" she begged, but Rima showed no mercy.

"Nope, it's impossible."

"~I remember years ago, someone told me I should take caution when it comes to love, I did. You were strong and I was not my illusion, my mistake, I was careless, I forgot, I did!~" Amu blinked and got on her knees.

"Rima!" she cried, "I'm begging you!"

"Keep on beggin' on your knees!"

"~You had it all! The day you told me, told me, you want me! You had it all, but let you fool me, fool me, completely!~" Rima smirked, once more, then walked out.

"I'm screwed."


The wedding was starting and everyone stood up as the song began playing. Amu walked to the backyard with her father, trying to look as unaffected as possible.

As she looked toward her handsome groom, she couldn't help but glance nervously at Rima; she had a really mischievous sparkle in her eyes.

As the reached and Amu's father kissed her forehead, Amu took Ikuto's hand and smiled widely at him.

"Hehe," she suddenly heard from behind her. Her eyebrow twitched and Ikuto stared at her weirdly.

"Amu, you okay?" he whispered.

"It's random day," she whispered back. His eyes widened and he understood.

"Rima's gonna get you back, isn't she?" Amu nodded grimly. Suddenly they heard a throat being cleared. Their heads shot in the direction of the priest.

"We are gathered here today..." he started but Amu really wasn't paying that much attention; she was trying to stay calm about Rima.

"I can't believe Ikuto's about to marry you," Rima whispered and stressed the two last words. Amu stiffened as she felt the words leave her mouth.

"~Is it the look in your eyes, Or is it this dancing juice? Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you!~" The priest stopped talking and everyone was staring at Amu as if she were crazy. Her face flushed and she struggled to save herself; but it was hard, considering Rima was dying of trying to stifle her uncontrollable laughter.

"Uh... " she started, "c-continue." The priest gave her a look then continued with what he was saying. She looked at Ikuto and saw that even he was trying not to laugh.

She gave him an incredulous look. He only shrugged and looked at her as if to say 'What? It was funny.'

"Amu word on the street is, you and Ikuto practice...S&M."

"~'Cuz I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it! Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it! Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!~" The crowd started to whisper and the priest stared wide-eyed at Amu.

"Well I never!" he exclaimed and then took up a pan of water and started splashing her, "may the Holy Spirit bless this mislead soul!" Rima and Ikuto burst out into uncontrollable laughter as the priest continued to bless her and she stood there embarrassed with a face that could rival the color of Rudolph, the reindeer's, nose.

After a while, the priest and Rima and Ikuto calmed down and the wedding proceeded.

Well, said Amu in her mind, I don't see how it could get any worse.

"Amu, I hope you aren't playing love games with Ikuto."

"~Let's have some fun this beat is sick! I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!~" The priest's jaw dropped and he took the whole bucket and poured it all over Amu.

"Oh Jesus! Help her! The devil is a liar!" he exclaimed, "He is a liar! Jesus! We need you here today!"

This time, Ikuto and Rima fell on the floor and started laughing their asses off. Amu tried to hide her face under her wet bangs in embarrassment.

"I bet no one else's wedding is this good!" Ikuto gasped out while clutching his sides.