Lexx isn't mine. Neither is the Discovery Channel song. I just parodied it. A looong time ago. But it is still totally relevant.


I love the Lexx.

I love this undead guy.

I love Brigadoom.

I love a naked Kai.

I love the big bug ship.

And all its fleshy parts.

Boom-de-ah-da Boom-de-ah-da Boom-de-ah-da Boom-de-ah-da

I love the Cluster.

I love the Brunnen G.

I love Poetman.

I love Kai's chastity!

I love the WTFs,

And all the crack!plots.

Boom-de-ah-da Boom-de-ah-da Boom-de-ah-da Boom-de-ah-da

I love Squi~ish.

I love the carrot probes.

I love Kai-mama.

I love when he disrobes!

I love this B sci-fi show.

It makes my brain rot.