A/N: Drabble fic title taken from the song Comfortably Numb, by Pink Floyd.

Word Count each section: 100

Summary: E/O CHALLENGE, Drabble word: hold. Happy birthday to IheartSam7, the Tribble Master, and Sidjack! Three unrelated drabbles with a drunken angel and Winchester boys dazed and confused.

Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural. This is for entertainment only and not for profit.

First up, this is for IheartSam7. Concussed Sam. Dialogue only, taken from "Buffy: The Vampire Slayer" where Xander doesn't know how to spell "bitch" and pronounces it "bitca".

Part 1 – so you think you're smarter than a 5th grader

"…wanna lie down…."

"Not gonna happen, Sam. Sit down on the bed. Gotta clean you up first."

"You're…you're a bitch. B-I-T-C-A."

"It's B-I-T-C-H, college boy. Hold still. This peroxide is gonna sting a little."

"Ow! You hurt me."

"Quit bein' such a damn baby. Geez."

"Dean, tell me a bedtime story."


"Tell me a bedtime story like you used to."

"Huh. You wanna hear the one about the three bears?"

"No. I wanna hear the one about the beautiful princess."


Next up: DrunkenCastiel for the Tribble Master