Ok, chapter one of my newest idea. Where did it come from? Well, my friend got me stuck in this musical, "It's a Wonderful Life," so, I thought, why not turn this into a Naruto crossover? And, here's the result... (Btw, I don't own Naruto or It's a Wonderful Life or any of the music. Got it? Ok. Please don't sue me.)

Sasuke Uchiha was walking down a bridge in a town he had never seen before. 'Where the hell am I?' he thought. 'And why am I walking down a bridge?' Then, out of nowhere, he got a sudden urge to jump over the side of the bridge and into the raging river below. Against his mind's wishes, his body reacted to the urge, and he climbed onto the edge, preparing to jump. That's when his favorite person came along and saved him. (AN: Notice the sarcasm.)

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Sasuke turned around to see... Itachi?! Sasuke attempted to scream and attack him, but the words wouldn't come out, and his limbs were under some sort of paralysis. Then the weird force took over him again.

"Wouldn't do what?"

"What you were just thinking of doing." Sasuke attempted to roll his eyes, but again, the paralysis came back.

"How do you know what I was thinking?" Itachi shrugged.

"We make it our business to know lots of things." Sasuke glared at him, finally doing something true to his nature.

"Look whatever you're selling, I don't want any. Just leave me alone!" Sasuke didn't know where the words were coming from, they just slipped out.

"But you don't unde-" Itachi started, but Sasuke cut him off.

"I said, just leave me alone," he yelled. 'Finally, at least I get to yell at him,' Sasuke thought grudgingly.

Itachi stepped away and stared up at the sky. "This isn't going very well," he said, as if expecting an answer. He paused for a few moments, obviously hearing something no one else could. "Yeah, yeah, I know," he continued. "If at first you don't succeed, blah blah blah..." He turned back to Sasuke. "Have you ever read Tom Sawyer?" Sasuke looked at him like he was crazy.

"What?" he asked, dumbfounded.

"Now there was an industrious young man, and when the chips were down, he never gave up. And do you know why?"

"Who cares?" Itachi sighed.

"Because he kept thinking about others, George, not himself." Sasuke twitched mentally. 'George?!? Seriously, they couldn't have come up with a more original name?!'

"You called me George just now. How do you know my name?" Sasuke felt like slapping himself. (AN: Ha ha, I'm so mean. I'd feel sorry for him except... He's now the main character!)

"Oh, I know all about you. I watched you grow up from a little boy." 'Great,' Sasuke thought. 'This is getting better and better. First, I don't know where I am. Second, I almost commit suicide against my will, and now I find out my brother's been stalking me. What else? Naruto's Santa Claus?'(AN: No, that's Kakashi's job.)

Itachi then broke through his 'optimistic' thoughts. "How's the lip? Looks like it stopped bleeding." Sasuke then noticed his lip was split. 'Ok,' he thought. 'Add a split lip to the list of wonderful things happening to me.'

"This is the answer to my prayer I got a little while ago," He said, happy at actually being able to sound as annoyed as he actually was.

"No, no, no," the elder Uchiha said. "I'm the answer to your prayer."

Dun, dun, dun... It's a cliffy!

And, that's chapter one! Yeah, I felt like pissing Sasuke off by making Itachi Clarence. Anyway, if you like the idea, and you want me to continue it, review! Also, if you have any ideas to help me with the casting, it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!