One day, on his private, gigantic island, Waluigi recieved a rather strange letter.
"Dear pesky plumber - come to the park. You know which one."
Waluigi rubbed the back of his head nervously.
"Uhh... the park..." He blinked in confusion as he looked around for some hints. "What is he-"
The letter opened up more, revealing a red rose.
Waluigi's eyes opened up widely as he shook his head in suspense.
"Oh dear lord, no. This guy doesn't mean..." He slapped his forehead as he tore the letter apart and ran into his gigantic, marvelous mansion.