An Akatsuki Christmas Eve

Zetsu: DAMNIT! STOP PUTTING CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS ON ME I'M NOT A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE!

Kisame: Aww look Itachi San got Sasuke Kun a present! Haha! You have feelings!

Itachi: Fine then no special shuriken for you!

Tobi: Does Tobi get a present Senpai?!

Deidara: No baka!

Tobi: Tobi got one for you!

Deidara: Oooo clay! Just what I wanted!

*Tobi puts on the elf hat.*

Tobi: Look at me Senpai look at me!

Kakuzu: Ahhh gift card you didn't completely screw up this time!

Hidan: Hey hey hey! You're mean! Gahh! Ahh a first aid kit you are hilarious!

Pein: Here Konan...

Konan: Patterned origami paper I love it.

Sasori: Who invited Orochimaru?

Mandara: He is to be included in this christmas special.

Orochimaru: Actually I invited myself.