Scarfer

A Doctor Who/Syfy's Alice General/Humour Fanfic

Summary:
No such thing exists, even in Wonderland. But how else do you describe the Doctor?

Rated K for nothing explicit.

Disclaimer: Syfy's Alice doesn't belong to me. Doctor Who doesn't belong to me, unless this is a future Doctor who also has a ridiculous scarf, like Four. But, I can't really claim him, as he only possibly exists.

A/N: Interesting things happen when I've been reading Alice fanfics all night and I suddenly think of Doctor Who. Things like this conversation.

It's between the Hatter and either Four or a future Doctor who has a suitably ridiculously long scarf. Ridiculously long in a good way, of course.

It happens to be a perfect drabble if you don't count [...] as a word.

(100 words)

"Alright, who're you, then?"

"The Doctor. Who're you?"

"I'm called Hatter."

"Why?"

"Because that's what they call me."

"Yeah, I got that; why do they call you Hatter?"

"Don't you see my hat?"

"That's enough to get you called Hatter?"

"Yeah."

[...]

"So why do they call you the Doctor?"

"Why not? Can you think of something better?"

"Well... How about Scarfer?"

"Scarfer?"

"Yeah."

"And what, exactly, is a Scarfer?"

"Dunno. Just thought it was fitting, your scarf and all."

"Why is it that wherever I go, I'm always identified by my scarf?"

"It's a bloody long scarf."

"This is true."