This is the result of my boredom.

Playing With Matches


"Yes, sire?"

"You've set me on fire."

"Yes, I know."

"Did you do it intentionally?"

"I wish…"


"No, sire."

"Good. So what are you going to do about it now?"

"Fetch some water."

"That's probably a good idea."

"Yes, I thought of it."

"Shut up."

"Yes, sire."

"So are you just going to stand there?"

"Yes, sire."


"I like to watch you burn."



"You're fired."

"Fried! Hahaha, that's funny."

"Get out."

"Yes, sire."