"Arthur, I really don't want cries of help ringing in my ears at this time of the morning."

"But I'm drowning!"

"No you're not."

"Yes I am! HELP ME!"

"Oh, I can see what the problem is here."

"So can I. IT'S CALLED WATER!!!"

"No, it's called the moat."

"Stop being picky. The moat has water in it."

"Along with other things…"

"What other things???"

"Well, that alligator for one."

"The wha – IT'S GOT MY LEG!!!"

"Yes, I can tell because of the blood."

"HELP ME!!!"

"Arthur, Arthur, Arthur, you're always complaining."

"I am not!"

"Yes, you are. Why can't you ever look on the bright side?"

"Having your leg chewed by an alligator has a bright side???"


"Please elaborate, Merlin."

"At least you're not on fire any longer."