Disclaimer: Samsal in no way owns fruits basket...

Okay this is my first Fruits Basket fanfic, however a have written a crossover with some characters from Naruto....anyway enjoy and review....

A cat, a rat and a mischievous ox

Lets get Yuki

"Ok you ready?"

"Are you sure this will work?" Kyo was surprised at what the ox had planned for their cousin. To him it seemed a stupid thing to do. "Where the hell did you come up with this dumb idea anyway?"

"I saw it on T.V. once and yes I'm sure it will work." The younger boy had been planning this for awhile. "Now go on, before he wakes up properly."

"Okay, okay…"

Kyo walked into the kitchen leaving Haru behind. He looked at Yuki who was still half asleep as he always was, when he came down for breakfast.

"Yuki" he said, calling the boy by his given name, which he rarely did.

"Yuki" he called again but said boy just ignored him.

"Yuki," still nothing.

"Yuki," blank stare. "This is stupid." he thought. "Okay here goes nothing" he sighed and continued.

"Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Stupid rat, stupid rat, stupid rat, stupid rat, idiot prince, idiot prince, idiot prince, idiot prince, dumb mouse, dumb mouse, dumb mouse, dumb mouse…"

"What do you want, bastard cat?!" Yuki shouted out, finally fully awake and annoyed at his cousin.

"Chi…nothing." He smirked and ran, barely making it out of the room before an angry Yuki came behind him, passing Haru, who was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe.

* * * * * *

"So did you do it?"

"Yes you idiot ox, now would you stop asking me? Geez!" Kyo almost yelled.

"Yuki won't know what hit him." Haru smirked barely showing any emotion as he did.

"Whatever, I don't know why you always drag me into doing your dirty work. I'm only doing it to see his face afterwards. Why do you want to do this anyway? I thought Yuki was your first love or something."

"Hmm…I was bored." The other boy struggled indifferently, "Why do you care? Is the little kitty cat jealous?"

"Shut up!" Kyo refused to look at his younger cousin, "I don't care…I was just asking."

"Where are you, you stupid cat?" Yuki yelled from upstairs clearly angry for some reason.

"I'm down here, you damn rat."

Yuki came downstairs and stood in front of his cousins with only a towel around his slim waist, his body still wet and glistening. As for his hair, his usually mousey colour was now a bright pink.

Haru and Kyo couldn't stop laughing as their newly pink haired relative scowled them. "Which one of you idiots did this?"

"What's wrong?" Kyo asked feigning concern. "You don't like the new shampoo? We got it just for you."

"Why you little…" Yuki punched Kyo in his nose, almost breaking it.

"Okay that's it you stinking rat! You're asking for it. Today's gonna be the day I finally beat you!"

"Only in your dreams…" he turned to Haru, "and you, I can't believe you're involved in this too."

"Now Yuki, you know I'd never do anything that childish to you." Haru was lying through his teeth.

"Bastard," Kyo couldn't believe he was taking all the blame for something in which he only had a small part to play.

"Don't worry Yuki," Haru was trying to console the rat "I won't let anyone see you like this."

As if on cue, Ayame, Shigure and Hatori walked into the kitchen.

"Yuki, what the hell did you do to your hair?" Hatori asked, trying his best to remain neutral as Ayame and Shigure began laughing at Yuki.

"Dear brother, you look horrible!" Ayame cut in before the boy could answer, "Is this some kind of new way of rebelling?" The snake reached out to his brother who simply knocked his hand away. "Oww Yuki, you don't have to be so mean! It's not my fault your attempt at fashion failed so miserably."

"Stop it Aya." Hatori told him seeing the rat's anger rising.

"Hey Yuki," Shigure joined in, "you know, when Tohru blushes, her cheeks get pink. When you blush, what colour does your hair turn? Awww, are you blushing now? Is that why hair is so pink?"

"Shut up!" Yuki turned to Kyo pointing at him, "I'm going to get you back for this. Just wait. You better hope this is temporary." He took what was left of is dignity and marched back up to the bathroom.

"Whatever!" Kyo called out behind him, "I can take anything you throw at me." He added to quietly to Haru, "It is temporary right?" and the cow nodded. The cat stomped out of the room angrily leaving everyone to wonder about the duo.

"Something tells me things are only going to get worse," Hatori stated

"I just hope it isn't at the cost of my house. Shit! I wish I had my camera!"

"Grow up Shigure and where are you going Haru?" Hatori looked him, eyes narrowed slightly.

"It's a mystery…" The ox answered before he went upstairs behind his now pink haired cousin.