10 Reasons to Why I Think Uchiha Sasuke Needs to be Hit in the Crotch
Written by Haruno Sakura, or the IAG (Incredibly Awesome Girl)
I mean, seriously. What kind of guy can be so arrogant yet so anti-social at the same time?
I think he doesn't enjoy them. He-llo, take one, pretty boy! Otherwise people will think you're gay. Or, if you are, borrow them to fellow loners.
I have no need for that.
Seriously, 'What time do your legs open'? God.
Uzumaki Naruto – Idiot
Hyuuga Neji – Fellow Loner and Fate Believer
Nara Shikamaru – Lazy-ass and Cloud Lover
Inuzuka Kiba – Dog Breath.
Yet somehow all of my friends seem to have a crush for one of them.
'Hn' or 'Aa' is the ultimate Uchihan language. It is oh-so-sexy… not.
Brother & Friends
Uchiha Itachi – Bastard
Akasuna no Sasori – Barbie Doll Lover
Deidara – Girly Boy
Hoshigaki Kisame – Fish Stick (I mean, who the heck is blue?)
Pein – Oh-Fearless-Leader
Zetsu (white and black) – Freak of Nature
Tobi – Sugar High
Hidan and Kakuzu – Zombie Twins
Konan – Only one Sane
No enemies. I mean, who doesn't have an enemy? The kid's a freak, I tell you.
Officer Uchiha Fugaku. I met him. Ice cube.
Did I mention he is ARROGANT? Oh yeah… I did.
His Fanboy-ish attitude!!!
One word: Stalker.
At least he doesn't stalk me to the bathroom.