Title: The Yaoi Education Program

Rated: M

A/N: Well hello there. Long time no write…right? See what I did there? Well anyway, I've been busy with school and drama from people…girls and what not. Also, my tumblr kept me pretty busy and I'm writing a book. Not a yaoi themed one but the characters make me laugh. Well anyway, I have time to update one story and I chose this one. So, here you go.

Chapter 4: I Hate This Club

Gaara allowed himself to get lost in the kiss until he instinctly pushed back. Of course, Sasuke suspected that he would and had already separated before any real damage could be inflicted on him but not before biting the redhead's lip. As Gaara attempted to wipe away the blood, Sasuke's eyes gazed at the end of the hallway.

"What's up village idiot?" he smirked. Gaara's eyes quickly found themselves looking at Naruto's rather shocked face. Before he could think Naruto had already grabbed him and was angrily walking back towards the dorm room.

"Naruto, that kind of hurts," Gaara complained. Naruto only looked back and tightened his grip. Gaara knew it would a bruise but he didn't understand why Naruto was so angry. Naruto angrily kicked open the door, breaking the lock as he did and flung Gaara onto the couch. He angrily stomped into the kitchen and came back with some medicine for Gaara's lip. After throwing the medicine down onto the table he grabbed Gaara's face and began applying it. The room was dead silent until Naruto finished and angrily stomped into his room.

Of course Gaara was a bit frightened but he was never good at showing it on his face. To Naruto, Gaara looked angry as well but Naruto knew better. After listening to his own thoughts for a few hours Gaara finally decided to go find Naruto, who was lying face down on his bed with his face buried in his pillow.

"Naruto?" Naruto didn't move. He only signaled for Gaara to take a seat next to him. Gaara complied and touched the cut on his lip, which Naruto noticed.

"Do you like him?" Naruto's face had risen from the pillow.

"Who?"

"The guy you were making out with earlier?"

"All I said was hi and he started making out with me like a French custom."

"Did he now?"

"Look Naruto, I like guys but I don't think I'd like guys like him. Besides, you're a better…well…you know."

"A better what?" Naruto was feeling a bit better and was now looking at Gaara's rather blush ridden face. He looked more irritated than embarrassed but Naruto always thought his facial expressions looked cute.

"You know."

"I don't, that's why I asked."

"If I say it will you stop being angry?"

"Maybe." Gaara's face was turning a deep strawberry color as Naruto's hand began to sift through his hair.

"You're a better kisser." Naruto smiled and kissed Gaara gently on the cheek. He decided to skip the rest of class. Iruka could kill him later.

"I'm not really mad. A little irritated, that guy is bad news. Try to stay away from him okay?"

"I can protect myself you know."

"I know you can but that guy…he'll do anything to get back at me. I'd hate to see you being used for that."

"I'll be fine."

"Well, you're like my little brother so I'd hate to see anything happen to you." Gaara felt a slight pain in his chest when he heard Naruto call him a brother. He wasn't really sure why but he didn't feel happy about it. After listening to Naruto's warnings about certain people and the best places to ditch and eat Gaara realized that he'd be late for the YEP meeting.

"Need help getting over there?" Naruto asked.

"No but…maybe you could get someone to fix the door."

"Door?" Gaara pointed out that when Naruto had kicked the door in not only did he almost break it in half but it no longer shut or locked properly. He said his goodbye's and ran to the meeting room, where TenTen pounced.

"I heard you kissed Sasuke! The poor innocent virgin redhead torn between two lovers, the brutish sexy playboy rebel and the sweet innocent blonde caring idiot, it's like a drama! I have pictures, video clips, and stamps."

"I'm not so sure you're using your powers right," Gaara added, his face had become pale now.

"The club has to create an income somehow and if you haven't noticed half of the girl population are fujoshi's. Some might even be in the closet fujoshi's but as long as there are pictures on the internet there will forever be fujoshi support. We're also thinking of making this into a manga and a novel that other fujoshi ladies can buy. Think of the money! This club will be making more cash than the education system!" Gaara could already see the dollar signs in TenTen's eyes and as she was busy setting up the site, Sakura leapt through the window. She was busy trying to hide from someone. Hinata asked Gaara for his signature on something and his already occupied mind signed it.

"What did I sign?"

"Just some legal jargon, nothing big," Tenten said as she took the papers away. I felt like I signed my soul away, Gaara thought to himself.

"Okay, I've already spread the rumors about Gaara. I also subtly spread some information about him while I passed the boys locker room. I suggest you watch it when you rinse off after gym," Sakura advised.

"Hinata, what did you do today?"

"Um…I blackmailed the newspaper club and the photography club into doing what we say. Then I went out and bought everyone some pastries to snack on while we make a strategy. Oh, and I also acquired this dry erase board with assortable markers."

"Good job, you get a sticker." Tenten placed a gold sticker on her cheek and was already eating the strawberry shortcake that Hinata had bought for her. It was clear to Gaara that the club was full of insane boy obsessed girls.

"Tomorrow is your first day of school. We've already established the jealousy phase now onto the next one. Shock and awe," Sakura said, she was pacing the room while she was eating some type of rare pudding that Hinata gave her.

"Shock and awe?" Gaara asked.

"You're going to have to try and smile. Also, when you feel someone is stalking you, don't pay any attention to it. We're gonna have the photography club turn you into the new hottest thing."

"What?"

"I think the word is…press whore," Hinata stated.

"How is this a plan?"

"Look Gaara, in order for this to work we need tension. We need every breathing, single, gay curious guy to notice you. The more attention the better chance of Naruto getting jealous. The more jealousy the better chance of public displays of ownership," TenTen pointed out.

"Ownership?"

"Ownership is love!"

"I seriously hate this club."

A/N: Next chapter be Gaara's first day of class. Sasuke's found a new target and will do anything to spend some alone time with Gaara, even if it means locking him in the boys locker room without his clothes. Oh the mischief, oh the tension, oh the erotic things the next chapter shall contain. Mwahahahahahaha! I just found my inner yaoi goddess. Look out everybody!