The Twelve Chapters of Mary Sue

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In the story's first chapter,

The author wrote about

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's second chapter,

The author wrote about

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's third chapter,

The author wrote about

Gryffindor's heir,

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's fourth chapter,

The author wrote about

Tom Riddle's one true love,

Gryffindor's heir,

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's fifth chapter,

The author wrote about

A unicorn animagus,

Tom Riddle's one true love,

Gryffindor's heir,

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's sixth chapter,

The author wrote about

An elemental princess,

Unicorn animagus,

Tom Riddle's one true love,

Gryffindor's heir,

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's seventh chapter,

The author wrote about

An immortal, part veela,

Elemental princess,

Unicorn animagus,

Tom Riddle's one true love,

Gryffindor's heir,

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's eighth chapter,

The author wrote about

The kindest girl around,

An immortal, part veela,

Elemental princess,

Unicorn animagus,

Tom Riddle's one true love,

Gryffindor's heir,

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's ninth chapter,

The author wrote about

A victim of abuse,

The kindest girl around,

An immortal, part veela,

Elemental princess,

Unicorn animagus,

Tom Riddle's one true love,

Gryffindor's heir,

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's tenth chapter,

The author wrote about

Aurora Emerald Potter,

A victim of abuse,

The kindest girl around,

An immortal, part veela,

Elemental princess,

Unicorn animagus,

Tom Riddle's one true love,

Gryffindor's heir,

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's eleventh chapter,

The author wrote about

The tragic, epic death

Of Aurora Emerald Potter,

A victim of abuse,

The kindest girl around,

An immortal, part veela,

Elemental princess,

Unicorn animagus,

Tom Riddle's one true love,

Gryffindor's heir,

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes.

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In the story's last chapter,

The author wrote about

The miraculous reversal

Of the tragic, epic death

Of Aurora Emerald Potter,

A victim of abuse,

The kindest girl around,

An immortal, part veela,

Elemental princess,

Unicorn animagus,

Tom Riddle's one true love,

Gryffindor's heir,

Harry's long lost sister,

A girl with incredible eyes!