AN: Lol, hey TF fans. 1st TF fic ever, and what better way to celebrate that and Christmas than with TF Christmas Carols! Some of you may have already done this, so if these are in any way close to yours, I apologize 4 the weird coincidence.

Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers; not the movie, not the characters (That would be fraggin' AWESOME, tho!), nothing but my wacko creativity. Let the Christmas maddness begin!


Ironhide Is Coming to Town!

Oh! You better watch out,

Better find a place to hide,

You better not doubt,

I'm telling you why:

Ironhide is coming to town!

He's making a list,

He's checking it twice,

He's gonna find out who's as dead as glitch mice.

Ironhide is coming to town!

He sees you when you're recharging,

He knows when you're online.

He knows when you've been bad or good,

So be good for once this time!

Oh! You better watch out,

Better find a place to hide,

You better not doubt,

I'm telling you why:

Ironhide is coming to town!

Huge black cannons,

Very short fuse.

When he catches you

You're left with more than a bruise!

Ironhide is coming to town!

You know you can't run

You can't always hide,

And when you start screaming

It'll be heard worldwide!

Ironhide is coming to town.

When you frag with him

You'll get more than you planned

Oh, friend I tell you know

I hope you understand!

Oh! You better watch out,

Better find a place to hide,

You better not doubt,

I'm telling you why:

Ironhide is comin'

Ironhide is comin'

Ironhide is comin'

To town.


Lol the mental image of this kills me! (takes song advice and hides) Review plz!