He invented toothpaste first as a topping to eat with trees, but it was later found that his toothpaste wasn't really toothpaste at all! It was actually teeth pasted on the tree.
Eventually, cavaties started to roll on along with gum decay, which is kind of funny because only the teeth were pasted on. Anyways, Lumberjack Franklin ate the tree and then he married Rosalyn and had a baby because he felt like it and then he ate them with a side order of cheddar trees.
Rosalyn and the baby then became a fetus inside Franklin. Franklin was still really hungry, so he decided to eat them again twice the end.
JK THATS NOT THE END LOL so anyways after Franklin ate them twice Rockman visited Dr. Light's house and asked him for some upgrades.
However Dr. Light was already dead so instead there was a hologram. "Rockman", it begun, "I have played too much Pokemon and can no longer tell the difference between reality and games. I hope you get this useful message as it will help you in the future. Here is your upgrade anyways kthx." BEOOOBEOOOBEOOO. PHSOOOWWW! Rockman dropped to his knees and then found Franklin's baby and wife.
Unfortunately Dr. Light didn't actually put in an upgrade.
Rockman decided he was hungry so he ate them and also ate Franklin who was having a tea cup party at Cutman's house.
"Now I just need to get to Cutman's house!"
And so Rockman once again ventured on.
"I am thirsty and I need some coffe-"
Fan Adoring walked up to ManRock.
"ManMega", cut in Fan Adoring, "don't you mean te-" "It's ManRock, Fan Adoring. Get it right", ManRock questioned. "Actually you weren't asking me a question so therefore I-" "There is no conclusion to draw from this. I am done with this conversation. Show me where ManCut is and I will make your face the GRRREATEST in Koridai. Or else, you will DIE", ManRock said. "ManRock, this isn't a CD-I video".
"SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THE F***ING KEYS", Rockman ruptured, "BOB SAGET".
Adoring Fan handed over the crack to Rockman, nodding his head in satisfaction.
"It was pleasant dealing with you. Let me know when you've got more of the crack", Rockman calmly said.
He handed Adoring Fan a ProtoMan collectible action figure, with a smirk.
"F*** YES I GOT THE F***ING PROTOMAN COLLECTIBLE F*** YEAH YOU F***ING ASSHOLES F*-" and he suddenly blew up because it actually wasnt a ProtoMan collectible but actually a bomb which would only blow up when Adoring Fan would touch it and it would only harm him and Franklin's baby. Unfortunately it was made in China so Rockman went apeshit and ate ManGut's.. uh.. guts.
GUTS GUTS GUTS GUTS "STFU AND STOP STEALING MY THANG GDI", Space Pirate Captain Aero whispered.
And now for a movie trailer. YAY TRAILER TIME!
Nicholas sat up, disturbed in his own thought. There was nothing to do. Nothing he could do. Except for one possibility, though the chances of success were slim at best. Darkness loomed the graveyard. The night sky shone on Nicholas, revealing his scar- engraved face. It was payback.
OK TIMES UP GTFO LOL SO HERES THAT DUMB FANFIC:
-and that is how RockMan discovered swiss trees.
OF THIS CHAPTER.