And this is why I should never be allowed near sugar, particularly donuts, the week before Christmas.

Note: Edited Christmas Eve because I noticed I had two lines of singing.

Disclaimer: I own neither Doctor Who nor The 12 Days of Christmas. Should this mishmash in any way be similar to another printed here, in past or present, I did not copy from you.


Doctor Who: 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
A Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the second day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the third day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
3 Packs o' Jelly Babies,
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
4 K9s Singing,
3 Packs o' Jelly Babies,
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
5 Sonic Screwdrivers!
4 K9s Singing,
3 Packs o' Jelly Babies,
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
6 Masters Cursing,
5 Sonic Screwdrivers!
4 K9s Singing,
3 Packs o' Jelly Babies,
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
7 Sticks o' Celery,
6 Masters Cursing,
5 Sonic Screwdrivers!
4 K9s Singing,
3 Packs o' Jelly Babies,
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
8 Daleks Screeching,
7 Sticks o' Celery,
6 Masters Cursing,
5 Sonic Screwdrivers!
4 K9s Singing,
3 Packs o' Jelly Babies,
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
9 Cybers Bleeping,
8 Daleks Screeching,
7 Sticks o' Celery,
6 Masters Cursing,
5 Sonic Screwdrivers!
4 K9s Singing,
3 Packs o' Jelly Babies,
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
10 Companions Screaming,
9 Cybers Bleeping,
8 Daleks Screeching,
7 Sticks o' Celery,
6 Masters Cursing,
5 Sonic Screwdrivers!
4 K9s Singing,
3 Packs o' Jelly Babies,
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
11 Doctors Hopping,
10 Companions Screaming,
9 Cybers Bleeping,
8 Daleks Screeching,
7 Sticks o' Celery,
6 Masters Cursing,
5 Sonic Screwdrivers!
4 K9s Singing,
3 Packs o' Jelly Babies,
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Time Lord gave to me…
12 Regenerations,
11 Doctors Hopping,
10 Companions Screaming,
9 Cybers Bleeping,
8 Daleks Screeching,
7 Sticks o' Celery,
6 Masters Cursing,
5 Sonic Screwdrivers!
4 K9s Singing,
3 Packs o' Jelly Babies,
2 Hearts A-Beating,
And a Time Traveling TARDIS just for me.

And a Very Merry Christmas to all of you at home and abroad!

-MM