I want everybody to stop what they're doing. Now if you know Simon got turned into a rat, take him home tonight, and keep him safeā€¦
Meet me at the Dumort Meet me at the Dumort Meet me at the Dumort Meet me at the Dumort

Forget about the Lightwoods, 'cause Simon's in the Dumort, you can bring some crosses and sneak into the Dumort. Forget about the Lightwoods, 'cause Simon's in the Dumort, you can bring some crosses and sneak into the Dumort.
We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel Dumort. We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel of Death. We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel Dumort. We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel of Death.

Vampires are freaky things, 2 red eyes and mouth full of fangs. That's creepy stuff, they're nasty, but they're fun to stake and like to kill whatever you like. Bring your knives, it's past midnight, the vampires just left, I'm the hunter tonight, I'll kill the vamps, oh, they're the evil type. Well, here goes some holy water. Now gimme that blade, that blessed, that sacred stuff, let me tell you what we gon' do. 2, plus 2, I'm gonna stake you. Then we're gonna go 3 and 3 you gon' run from me. Then we're gon' go 4 and 4, we gon' fight some more, but first!

Forget about the Lightwoods, 'cause Simon's in the Dumort, you can bring some crosses and sneak into the Dumort. Forget about the Lightwoods, 'cause Simon's in the Dumort, you can bring some crosses and sneak into the Dumort.
We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel Dumort. We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel of Death. We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel Dumort. We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel of Death.

There are vampires in the hotel lobby,
We are burning them all like hiss! Put that stele on the door, I draw a rune on the door, run away from them. Wolves! Oooo! Okay, Clary, vampires are a problem, werewolves are annoying, and both are a situation. These stairs are crooked. I saw a motorcycle, and by demons it flies. Now gimme that blade, that blessed, that sacred stuff. Let me tell you what we gon' do, 2, plus 2, I'm gonna stake you. Then we gonna go 3 and 3, you gon' run from me. Then we gonna go 4 and 4, we gon' fight some more! But first...

Forget about the Lightwoods, 'cause Simon's in the Dumort, you can bring some crosses and sneak into the Dumort. Forget about the Lightwoods, 'cause Simon's in the Dumort, you can bring some crosses and sneak into the Dumort.
We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel Dumort. We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel of Death. We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel Dumort. We at the hotel, hotel, Hotel of Death.