The Twelve Days of a Fan Christmas

Disclaimer: I don't own either Star Wars or the song The Twelve Days of Christmas

I got the idea for this song while listening to the Redneck version so the dialog reflects it.

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"Whew! Someone's been to the local supply depot!"

"No, this what I got for Christmas."

"Wha'cha get?"

"Five Jedi cloaks,

"four speeder bikes,

"three power cells,

"two hissin' Nexus,

"and some parts to a X-Wing Stealth X.

"Misty you got gypped, there's twelve days of Christmas."

"I got it covered Master Bryg, look in the corner."

"You got twelve?!"

"Yep,

"Twelve Star Destroyers,

"eleven shockball tickets,

"ten pit droids,

"nine thermal detonators,

"eight lightsaber crystals,

"seven Clone Troopers,

"six thick nerf steaks,

"five Jedi cloaks,

"four speeder bikes,

"three power cells,

"two hissin' Nexus

"and some parts to a X-Wing Stealth X."

"These don't sound like normal Christmas presents Misty."

"No, they're Fan Gifts."

"Fan Gifts?"

"Yeah, you know when your mom buys your dad a StarFleet uniform? Or when you can recite all of Indy Jones's lines? Or when you can belch the entire Harry Potter theme? Or when you leave wookie cookies and blue milk for Santa."

"What's wrong with that?"

"Nothing's wrong with that, now let's do it again:

"Twelve Star Destroyers,

"eleven shockball tickets,

"ten pit droids,

"nine thermal detonators,

"eight lightsaber crystals,

"seven Clone Troopers,

"six thick nerf steaks,

"five Jedi cloaks,

"four speeder bikes,

"three power cells,

"two hissin' Nexus

"And some parts to a X-Wing Stealth X."

"Well you can't consider it Christmas unless you go and visit with Jacen200016, Charlie Hayden, Girlbender875, Idrella Miocovani, lionesseyes13, your loyal readers, and the rest of them Misty."

"You ain't listening, grab the ignition keys, that's where the speeder bikes come in."

"And those Star Destroyers. By the way Misty, what class are they?"

"I don't know, hopefully there's a few Victory, Imperial, Venator and Super classes."

"There's no Super class Star Destroyer Misty."

"Shut up, Bryg, now let's do it one last time.

"Twelve Star Destroyers,

"eleven shockball tickets,

"ten pit droids,

"nine thermal detonators,

"eight lightsaber crystals,

"seven Clone Troopers,

"six thick nerf steaks,

"five Jedi cloaks,

"four speeder bikes,

"three power cells,

"two hissin' Nexus

"And some parts to a X-Wing Stealth X."

"Bryg, are you crying?"

"That was great Misty!"

Happy Holidays, from Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay

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