AN: Hey guys! Rosa here; and here's my Cullen wife swap story! I know there are lots of these stories on here, but mine is slightly different, and I'm hoping you give it a change. Read and review please, if you want the next chapter.

The Myriad Encounters of Teenage Vampires

The Letter: Chapter 1

(Carlisle P.O.V)

I was on my way home from a regular day of work thinking of my wonderful family. The Denali Clan had been moving with us around lately and it felt great to extend our family. I have to admit it was a bit chaotic at first. Tanya and Bella used to verbally assault each other at almost any possible instant and at one point it got so bad, that they actually started throwing things at each other. Kate and Rosalie weren't much better.

They were constantly bickering over whose hair was prettier or who had a better outfit that day. However one day, my poor Esme, Alice and Carmen had finally had enough. They sat them all down and gave them a long talk. It didn't work at first but now there just like sisters. Even Bella and Rosalie became close which was quite a shock for us at the time.

I finally got home and decided to check the mail:

Car Magazine for Rosalie

Fashion Magazine for Alice

Gossip Magazine for Tanya

The new edition of "Why the Union Sucks" for Jasper

It was basically the usual mail. That is until I found a letter addressed to the entire family. I opened it and it read,

"Dear Cullen Family,

We are happy to congratulate you for winning the Wife Swap Challenge. The producers will be there Thursday November 19th at 4 P.M to take a few pictures and videos of what family life usually is for you and your wife and the new wife will swap on Sunday November 22nd. Congratulations again!


The Wife Swap Crew"


They all came running down stairs with innocent faces.

"Yes Daddy?" Alice asked with a puppy look on her face. She was wearing skinny jeans, a dark olive green top, a lime green sweater, and black boots. Oh, these kids and their clothes.

"Don't you yes daddy me! I want to know the meaning of this!" I was fuming. How could they do this? This was low, even for them.

"What's going on dear?" Esme asked looking worried along with Eleazer and Carmen. Garrett and Bella were looking at the floor, Alice, Kate and Rosalie were all staring at the wall and Jasper, Tanya and Edward were looking anywhere but me.

I gave her the letter and she gasped and passed it to Carmen who glared at them.

"What were you thinking?" I yelled.

"Actually they weren't," Edward corrected.

"I-I don't think I can do it!" Esme said.

"It's ok sweetheart, you don't have to if you don't want to." I reassured her.

I took a deep breath, turned to face them and said, "Why?"

"Well it would be fun and I promise nothing bad is going to happen. The family Esme is going to is a nice family and the weather will be gloomy in all of Ohio during those two weeks. You'll be totally fine Esme. I've seen it." Said Alice confidently.

"Please Esme. It took us a really long time and a LOT of convincing to get on the show." Tanya pleaded. She was wearing black flare jeans, and a white halter top with white wedges.

"Yeah! I'm sure you'll love it," Bella said. She was wearing white skinny jeans, a purple strapless baby doll, and black UGGS. I mentally sighed.

My loving wife looked into each of the children's faces and then mine. There was no way I could live to weeks without her beautiful face. Her caramel eyes were silently asking me what to do.

"Do you want to go?" I asked her.

"Think about Esme. If you go you can help some other family." Kate pointed out. She was wearing light blue flare jeans with a gray short sleeved baby doll with gray flats.

"Yeah! And besides I watch the show all the time! It's no biggie!" Emmett added.

"Please!" Rosalie pleaded. She was wearing Dark blue straight cut jeans, a white shirt and pink flats.

"I'll do it" She sighed.

"YAY!" They all squealed. Even the boys. Two words: Never again.

Garrett, Emmett, Edward and Jasper all coughed and Garrett said, "Hmm…I mean yes!"

"WAIT!" Carmen screamed.

Everyone turned to her including me.

"Hello! Eleazer and I are going to France for the rest of the month, remember?"

"Well we'll miss you very dearly! Good bye!" Edward said while Jasper and Emmett were grinning like mad men.

Eleazer glared at him and spoke for the first time since I came home and said, "I don't think this is such a good idea. Just think of the risk it's going to be. I don't doubt that Esme will be ok and will be able to control herself, however I do doubt that you will. Just think about it. You will be living with a human for two whole weeks.

"Besides do you have a plan on how you're going to introduce yourselves? You do know you can't be husband and wife these next few weeks. You also have to know that there are cameras watching your every move which means that you have to watch everything you do and be extremely careful. Do you not understand the dangers?"

"We pretend at school all the time," Garrett said dismissing it. But I couldn't help but think if Eleazer was right.

Edward shot me an annoyed look before saying, "It's no problem. Do you honestly think I'd agree if there was no pre-planning?" True. Edward was always wise with his actions. He grinned at my thoughts then continued, "We're going to use the same story we use at school." He beamed at his well thought plan.

"Well while you're planning all this, Eleazer and I really have to go." Carmen said. She then went over to Esme and hugged her and told her, "Be careful! Good luck!"

Eleazer went over and gave her a hug too and then shook my hand and they headed out.

"Family meeting in the dining room tomorrow morning before the crew arrives." I told them all before heading upstairs with Esme.


(Edward P.O.V)

It was 3:30 pm and the crew of Wife Swap was going to be here in 30 minutes. I was just enjoying my time with my beautiful Bella when Carlisle called for us. Well more like yelled anyway. He was really stressed lately with having to live two weeks without Esme.

"We have to go over our story again." He said while Esme put her arm on his shoulder comfortingly.

"Don't worry Carlisle! We all know what to do!" My Bella said.

"We do it in front of all those repulsive humans at school." Rosalie said.

"We know exactly what to do," Kate said reassuringly, "No running at full speed, be gentle with everything, and watch the cameras, blah, blah, blah."

"Besides, I'd see if anything were to happen." Alice beamed, "They're going to be here in 2 minutes and thirty two seconds."

We could all hear the sound of the tires in the high way approaching.

Carlisle spoke. "Remember everyone, Emmett and Bella are the McCarty's, Jasper and Rosalie are the Hale twins, Alice and Edward are the Masons, Tanya and Garratt are the Denali's, and Kate is a Whitlock. Emmett, Bella, Jasper, Rosalie, Edward and Alice are adopted by myself and Esme and therefore known as Cullen's. While Tanya, Garrett, and Kate are adopted by Eleazer, Esme's brother, and his wife Carmen who also live with us but are currently on vacation." He gasped for air.

"Calm down Carlisle, your emotions are going crazy. Esme isn't leaving until tomorrow." Jasper said as he sent a wave of calm towards Carlisle.

"Your right, I'm sorry."

"It's ok. They're here; someone has to answer the door." Jasper said pointing out the obvious.

(Alice P.O.V)


This is gonna be so much fun! I was literally bouncing when Esme was letting the crew in.

The crew just randomly started taking pictures of the house and I saw Esme swell with pride and happiness every time someone complimented the house. Then they took everyone to a separate room to interview them thinking that the rest of us couldn't hear them. Ha! If only they knew.

I'm gonna dress the new mom and she's gonna love me. I tried not to look into the future on purpose because I actually want this to be a surprise. All of the sudden I felt this calm aura around me and I turned around to glare at Jazz.

"Don't you ruin this for me Jasper Whitlock Hale!"

He just smiled at me his gorgeous smile and I instantly melted.

"Sorry I was being so excited. I'm sure it's over whelming you. But I can't help it!"

"It's ok I understand. Now what do you say we get this show on the road." He said with the southern drawl that he rarely uses any more. I giggled just before they called on me for my interview.

Author's Note: That's chapter one for ya! My best friend in the whole word, Juliana De Savage, edited my grammar mistakes. She can't help it. And I love her for editing this for me.

I have pictures of the Cullen/Denali girls' clothes on my profile. Review please! Chapter 2 will be up before you know it!!