I felt like writing something and got inspired by xotakux2002x and this is what there came out of it…!! O.o xD Since Itachi's one of my favorite characters, I think I'll let him do the torture or whatever pleases him X)
Itachi: Thank you. Honor. *bowing*
Whoa! A certain Uchiha got respect for me! x)
Madara: Itachi! What the fuck do you think you're doing?! *steps into the room* Showing respect to someone who inst an Uchiha!
On the other side… May I take over please, Itachi-kun? I'll let you have revenge on some points.
Itachi: *Shrugs* Sure. Why not. *walks out of room, probably going for some dango or being emo*
Thanks!^-^ Now… What to do with you Tobi-chan? *thinking about evil things*
You're right. Sorry, 'Dara Darling!
Madara: AAAAARGH!! I'm gonna kill ya!!!
*Sarcastic* Right… Izuna!!
Izuna: *steps into room* Hai?
Aww… aren't he adorable?!
Oldest Uchiha brothers: O.o
Ehehehe… Sorry about that! Got carried away… x) Now… *Eyeing them* *Thinking: OMG! There almost too cute to do anything with…!!* Hm… What to do? What to do? Ah! I know! Suddenly both brothers got attacked by screaming, Uchiha – brotherlove-and-incest-loving fangirls', which drags them away to force them to whatever, pleases them.
Oldest Uchiha brothers: Aaaaargh!!
*Yelling after them* Be good dorei-chans'!! And make sure to do some yaoi!!
Suddenly; Sasuke comes flying through the window.
Sasuke: You! Bastard! Where's Itachi?!
Bastard?! Now, now, Sasuke… That's not very nice…
Sasuke: Shut up! All I need to know is where Itachi is!
Tch. People sure are right. Itachi really is the one who got all the good manners.
Sasuke: Shut up!!
Such manners won't be tolerated, young man!! Actually I'm younger than you… but that's not the damn point right now!!
Sasuke: *Sweat drops*
Now! Be prepared to be punished! Hm… I know! For being such a bad… Naruto!
Naruto: *Steps into room* Hai, dattebayo?
You, fishcake! Will rape Sasuke as the uke he is, 'till he can't walk!! Muwahahaha!! D (Kakiity is so gonna rip off my head xP).
Naruto: *Stares weird at me for a moment, then turns towards Sasuke and looks lust filled at him* Believe it!
Sasuke: O.O N-Naruto?! *screams as Naruto drags him away*
Bye-bye, lovebirds! *Waves* Have fun! 3 … Who am I supposed to attack now, when the Uchiha's are done with… Hm… Pein!
Pein: Oh no…
Oh yes! *Smirk* *Thinking* … Oh no!
Pein: What? O.o
I'm out of ideas… or am I? Hm… Since Pein loves to control the poor weather and stuff… he was hit by lighting and got deep-fried.
Pein: Oh no – AAAAAARGH!! *falls over*
Hm… I guess that was pretty uncreative… dammit!! *Hits foot on a chair* *Curses*
Konan: You okay, dear?
Dear? … Trying to avoid getting hurt, huh?
Busted! … Oh well… I like you, Konan… technically I love all of you people!! Dammit!! Oh well… For caring for my health, I'll let Konan go with a paper-cut and getting thrown into a pool, which will hurt a lot since you're made of paper or something.
Konan: Oh crap… AAAAARGH!!
Screams like Pein… Hm… *Shrugs* Oh well… Hmm… I don't have enough time to go through with them all, so… I'll stop.
Hidan: Hey, fucker! Who the fuck are you?!
Or not… X) I'm Jashin-sama and I've come to give you a present!
Hidan: Fuck! Seriously?!
Yes! *Thinking: Poor little Hi-chan reacts on everything with Jashin…* *Giggle* *Thinking: So cute* and this… *takes a parsley-chopper and gives him* is for you.
Hidan: … What the fuck am I suppose to use that for?!
Kid teacher voice* To hurt yourself with, of course! * And the most important is that you use it on Kakuzu! Go make me proud!
Hidan: Oh, okay! Thanks, fucker! *runs off to do as told*
Itachi: What did ya do that you?
I did it so Kakuzu will punish Hidan, and all we fangirls can only hope that it will be something, which gives nosebleed. *Wink, wink* *Giggle*
Itachi: … Hn.
Sasuke: *Comes running into the kitchen and looks furious as well* You! You, bastard!! Heathen!! I punish you forever!! *Runs towards me to attack*
You wish, Sasu-chan! But this will be my victory!! *takes out pen and block, and writes his next punishment* For being a bad boy, again, and going against Itachi's whishes of you and Deidara in not being together in a sexual relationship… you'll be put in a maid-outfit and get raped by Madara as his cute dorei-chan!! Muwahahaha!!
Sasuke: What the fuck-?!
And Izuna will help!! )
Madara: *Smirks even more*
Sasuke: *Screams once again as he is being dragged away, again*
Oh… *Yells after them* and it's also for being able to walk, but mostly for doing it, before aloud to!
Itachi: *Sipping tea at the kitchen table* You got something against my baby brother?
Nah… Not at all. He's just funny to screw with, x) and for the yaoi of course! *Drool* You will be next with him! X)
Itachi: Hn. Can't wait.