Dirty Little Secret

By: Freakin Demented Pixie

DISCLAIMER: Harry Potter? Umm, not mine. Bummer, & I wanted Professor Severus Snape.

Chapter 1: Not Normal!

Let me know that I've done wrong,

When I've known this all along,

I go around a time or two,

Just to waste my time with you.

Hermione Granger sat in Potions class wondering what potion they would be making during the class, when suddenly the classroom door slammed open, and Professor Severus Snape strutted into the room. Hermione smiled silently, when he started roll call, yet he paused at her name. Hermione noticed that Professor Snape was staring at her intently, but what she didn't know was that she looked more mature for her age. Harry noticed that Professor Snape was staring intently at his friend, but what he didn't know whas why Severus Snape was staring in the first place.

Tell me all that you've thrown away,

Find out games you don't wanna play,

You are the only one that needs to know--

Harry looked around, and noticed that no one else was really paying that much attention to Professor Snape's actions or Hermione Granger's in-actions. He thought to himself, 'Why would Professor Snape be watching Hermione so intently, unless he actually likes her or something to that extent. If he does like her, then there isn't really anything that I can do about it, after all it is her love life or lack thereof.'

I'll keep you my dirty little secret,

(Dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret,

(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)

My dirty little secret,

Who has to know?

Hermione stared in Professor Snape's eyes as he gazed intently at her, before he continued with the roll call. Professor Snape finally finished with his roll call, and tapped his wand on the chalk board, before Hermione Granger interrupted him with a question. She said to him, "Professor, I thought that we were supposed to be working on the Calming Draught, not the Sleeping Potion." Professor Snape sneered at Hermione, and said, "I thought that I was the teacher in this class, and 20 points from Gryffindor for questioning your professor."

When we live such fragile lives,

It's the best way we survive,

I go around a time or two,

Just to waste my time with you.

All of the Gryffindors groaned at the loss of points, but Professor Snape continued, "Detention tonight at 9pm with me." Hermione sighed because she knew that she would have to serve the detention unless she wanted more points removed from the Gryffindor House. Hermione sat in class silently wondering what she would have to do to serve the detention with Professor Snape. Professor Snape looked around, and saw that Hermione Granger wasn't paying attention to her potion that was starting to boil-over.

Tell me all that you've thrown away,

Find out games you don't wanna play,

You are the only one that needs to know--

Professor Snape shouted, "Miss Granger, why are you not paying attention to your potion?" Hermione Granger jumped at the sound of his voice, and said, "I'm sorry sir, I thought that it was already time for the third stage of the potion. Professor Snape looked around to make sure that no one else was being irresponsible. Hermione blushed silently, and went back to work on her potions' assignment.

I'll keep you my dirty little secret,

(Dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret,

(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)

My dirty little secret.

Who has to know?

Professor Snape smirked as he used his Legilimency on Miss Granger, seeing that Miss Granger was having a fantasy about him. Hermione snapped out of her day-dream as soon as she felt a push into her mind. She realized that it wasn't a good idea to day-dream in class. Professor Snape said to Hermione, "Miss Granger stay after class."

The way she feels inside (inside!)

Those thoughts I can't deny (can't deny!)

These sleeping thoughts won't lie (won't lie!)

And all I've tried to hide

It's eating me apart

Trace this life back!

By the time that the last bell rang for the day, she still couldn't believe that she had just got caught day-dreaming about a teacher by that same teacher. As soon as Professor Snape released his concentration, he smirked at Miss Granger because he saw exactly what she was day-dreaming about, yet he couldn't understand why she would day-dream about him when she knew that he was an excellent Legilimens and Occlumens. What she thought about was extremely inappropriate, especially when it was about one of her teachers, and supposedly the rudest teacher at Hogwarts at that. Hemrione hurried up and finished her potion as soon as she started to replace all of the items in her bag, Professor Snape said, "Miss Granger, need I remind you that I asked you to stay behind after class."

I'll keep you my dirty little secret,

(Dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret

(Just another regret).

Hermione sighed and sat down into one of the chairs, even though she really wanted to leave the classroom immediately. "Now Miss Granger, do you realize that you were day-dreaming in my class, which means that you will have to serve another detention," Professor Snape said sternly. Later on that day, Hermione Granger sat in the Gryffindor Common Room reading "Hogwarts A History" for the hundredth time that month, when she realized that she was going to be late for her detention with Professor Snape, so she rushed out of the room down the stairs to the potions' classroom door.

I'll keep you my dirty little secret,

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret,

(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)

My dirty little secret,

Dirty little secret,

Dirty little secret.

Hermione sighed and knocked on the door, silently waiting for Professor Snape to answer the door. She figured out that Professor Snape would probably want to talk about her fantasy about him and a certain desk.

Who has to know?

Who has to know?


Chapter 2: Severus Snape!

Professor Snape sat at his desk grading Potions papers waiting silently for the knock that would announce Hermione Granger's presence to him. He started to become impatient after a few minutes, before he drummed his fingers on the desk wondering where in Merlin's name that girl was. He thought about all of the things that he could have her do to serve the detention, yet his mind wouldn't stop going back to one particular day-dream that Hermione Granger had in Potions. Soon enough though he was startled from his reverie by the knocking on the potions' classroom door.