An Akatsuki Christmas

Itachi: These better not be what I think they are...

Tobi: But Deidara senpai said you needed a pair of new eyes! Ow! You're hurting Tobi!

Deidara: ALRIGHT I WANT TO KNOW WHO GAVE ME A BRA!!!

Kisame: It wasn't me! *whispers* It was me I did it.

Zetsu: Another dead plant how original...

Konan: I'll give your present later...*Blows kiss*

Pein: *Nosebleed*

Sasori: Ahhh another puppet/weapon thank you Orochimaru.

Kakuza: ARGH can someone put my head by the fruit punch. NOT IN THE PUNCH HIDAN!

Hidan: Then don't be so annoying when I'm using my new online banking program.

Orochimaru: If I'm going to have to stay here I'm going to need a stronger drink!

Mandara: God bless us everyone.

Orochimaru: You did NOT just say that!