Me + my brother + car ride + lateness = ...insanity. Just so you know.

I have no idea how we got here, but somehow or other we ended up writing a commercial about headcrabs and... I don't know. XD

Anyway.

Disclaimer: No.

SIAPNIAN: Happy Christmas! :D Stay away from Xen aliens. Unless they're Vortiguants. They're lovely. ^_^ Usually.

-BAD WOLF-

[Exterior Day, basketball game]

I have Headcrabs.

[Exterior Day, Picnic]

And it's been a long time since I've had an outbreak...

[Interior Day, Well-lit Office]

...but I still want to be safe.

You never know when some scientist will wander into the room, and I just can't help my newfound cannibalistic cravings.

That's why I take Zolafraxestra. Just one daily pill helps keep my Headcrabs under control.

[Voice-over]

Side effects were minimal, but may include swollen, dry mouth, nausea, uncontrollable bleeding and fear of crowbars.

Ask your doctor if Zolafraxestra is right for you.

-BAD WOLF-

Remember, the blame for this lies mostly on my brother's shoulders, so there. ^_^

Hugs to all!