Snake is an Idiot....

During Midnight in the middle of the forest there was a huge base with light house around...

Snake was crawling behind the bushes,he was planning to kill a armed guard with his breaking neck skill...

But then his cellphone rang suddenly and Snake quickly took out his cellphone and push the button to talk...

Snake:Hey! Don't call me while I'm sneaking Colonel!!

Colonel:Sorry Snake.. but your mission is much more difficult than you think...

Snake:Oh,Come on... I can take care of it... by the way what was my mission again?

Colonel:That I also wanted to tell you Snake but you won't listen to me while you were about to jump off the plane...


FlashBack
Before Snake jump off the Plane...

Snake was riding on a plane in the night flying in mid air...
He was open the shut door sideway,he is standing out and his cellphone rang in his pocket

Snake:What is it Colonel?

Colonel:Snake,do you know what is your mission?

Snake:I have already accomplish my mission...

Colonel:Accomplish that fast?

Snake:Yeah,I kill the enemy on the plane with my neck cracking skill....

Colonel:Snake,he isn't the enemy... he is your pilot...

Snake:Ohh... So if he is my pilot,then who's driving it....

Snake scream and the plane crash into the forest with a BOOM!


Back to usual story

Snake:Oh yeah... but still I don't remember how I survive that crash... it don't explain everything...

Colonel:Anyway... about the mission...

Snake:Neh~ I can take care of this mission without knowing it...

Colonel:Are you sure you know what you are doing Snake?

Snake:Colonel... I have known you seen college and I been working for you for 10 years what else that I don't know about you?

Colonel:You forgot my birthday last weekend

Snake:Re... really? Did I? Anyway... I can do this mission alone without knowing... I can sneak people on the back and then i will break their neck even on cellphone Eyahh!!

Conel:Uwahh!

Colonels neck suddenly twisted and die....

Snake:Hello? Colonel? ell... I bet he is going to get some coffe or something....

Then the enemy saw Snake with his gun pointing at him....

Snake does not know what to do but then he is making a weird solution to escape...

Snake:You didn't see anything.... right~?

Soldier:Intruder!!!

The Guard sound the alarm and the Soldier aiming laser on Snake's forehead with their weapon...

Snake:Oh.. Great...

The soldier shot Snake and Snake scream out loud with pain....

Snake:EEEaaaAHHHH!!!!!

Game Over

Alan P.J:Snake? Snake!! SSSSSNNNNNNAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE!!!!............ oH what the hack.... I'm outta here....

Ok.. so... continue on the next chapter... or maybe not...