Doofenshmirtz let out an aggravated sigh as Perry the Platyperson shut the door behind them "that was the worse play I've ever seen! So depressing that everyone died at the end of it! I have no idea what the whole 'hype' about Shakespeare is. Sure I did it at school for a while but those actors just ruined it!" He folded his arms lying against the wall.
Perry gave a smirk "Thou doth protest too much" he clicked the door shut
Doofenshmirtz looked up at the noise of the locked door and stared at Perry who still had the smile across his face "P-Perry? You can…talk?!"
Perry approached him letting his jacket slide off his slender shoulders "the word of the bard hath loosened mine tongue," he clasped his hands on Heinz's burning cheeks "and it'll meeteth with yours like so" his lips met his hard, his tongue thrusting it's way into Heinz's mouth. Doofenshmirtz was stricken against the wall shivering as he felt their tongues intertwine and brush against each other.
He pulled away gasping heavily feeling the blush increase as well as his heart beat "w-w-w-wha…?" unlike Perry, he was completely speechless.
Perry smiled softly "there's matter in these sighs, these profound heaves" Doofenshmirtz turned his head but Perry turned his cheek gazing into his eyes "you must translate lest we to understand them…"
Doofenshmirtz stood there shaking "y-you make my seated heart knock at my ribs…?"
Perry kissed his cheek softly and brushed towards his ear "thou art o so innocent when thine heart knocks so"
"P-Perry the Platyperson…why do you do such actions filled with such passion and love?" he gulped feeling his breath tickle his ear making him shiver
"Because I love thee…!"
He scoffed blushing "Ha! Thine eyes are nothing like the sun, coral is far more red than mine lips' red. If hairs be wires, black wires grow on my head, I have seen roses damasked, red and white, but no such roses see I in my cheeks and in some perfumes is there more delight than in the breath that from my mouth reeks…why I pray you do you love a man like me?"
Perry pulled him close placing a leg in between the doctors knocking ones. He looked at him with a pink tint in his cheeks "Doubt thou the stars are fire…Doubt that the sun doth move…Doubt truth to be a liar" he kissed his lips softly letting Heinz place his arms on Perry's shoulders "…but never doubt I love"
He stroked his nemesis hair affectionately "when I saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew…"
"Since the day did our paths cross I knew that I loved thee…twas quite obvious that the feelings I felt were shared with thy…"
"This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man"
Perry took his hands and kissed them gently "Thy love did read by rote, that could not spell…" he led him towards the bedroom keeping their eyes fixed on each other "But come, young waverer, come go with me, in one respect I'll thy assistant be, for this alliance may so happy prove, to turn your households' rancour to pure love."
Doofenshmirtz opened the door looking at Perry with half drooped eyes "My heart is ever at your service."
Perry pulled on the lapels of the doctor's lab coat into a kiss making them fall onto the bed. He pulled him close kissing his neck and turning off the lights "Your body soft as silk makes thine hands as free as the white dressed dove"
Doofenshmirtz whimpered in pleasure "T-This is the very ecstasy of love."