A/N: Lololololol. This is mii first fanfiction pplz. So be nicee.

This will be stupid, mindmelting, offensive, and dumb. You have been warned.

Disclaimer: Lol. Nothing is mine.

I Wanted to be an Astronaut!

Once upon a time, there was a boy that was obsessed with the moon. Yeah, he had a best friend, a nice life, and good parents. . . but there was a hole inside of him that told him he needed to touch the stars. It was because of this that he strived to become an astronaut, and wore goofy clothes with moons all over them.

One day when he was around 13, he decided to go to the Radiant Garden Space Station because he REALLY wanted to go to the moon.

"Hello," he says. "Do you have a program for kids that want to go into space?"

The space station people stared at him, some snickering, until they finally answered:

"We don't accept your kind."

"But," he stuttered, his face morphing into a surprised look. "What's wrong with me?"

"You have blue hair. We don't accept people with blue hair," the lady sighed. "Good thing you don't have golden eyes, an X-shaped scar, or pointy ears, though, We wouldn't have even let you in here."

Isa (if you didn't know his name by now, it's old news bro) grit his teeth, before running out of the space station place in a RAGE.

He ran all the way to his BFFLs house, and ran inside to his room without knocking. Aw man, Isa, he is so rude, amirite?

"Dude, what's up?" Lea (that's his friend's name, btw. he's awesum) asked. "Why are you all red-faced?"

"They-rejected-me," Isa said through grit teeth.

"Lolwut?"

"The space people said I can't be an astronaut because I have blue hair!" he yelled.

"Dude, I mean, you should know by now that Radiant Garden is prejudice. I mean, blue hairs, people of color, and golden-eyed people are gonna be criticized."

"But why?"

"Because King Ansem is a racist fuck."

"But, then how do you explain one of his apprentices? The one that you stole a scarf from."

"Well, um, he's a guard."

"So?"

"He'll make him a guard. But he thinks he's too stupid to be a scientist."

"But, isn't he too stupid to be a scientist?"

"Irregardless. You are being oppressed Isa! Rise up!"

"Yeah. I should! Rise up!"

"ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!!" they scream in unison.

"First, we have to kill them with FIRE."

Isa shook his head, "No. We'll destroy the space station people with darkness."

"Darkness?"

"I stole a book from that fruity-pedo-scientist-dude with the blond hair and found out some stuff about darkness."

"Let's do it!"

Lea and Isa didn't destroy them (of course. they moved on because they're just lil kids!) Instead, darkness took over Radiant Garden and they ran away to Traverse Town.

A few years later, Isa had a nightmare and thought about the mean moon people again and about his crushed dream. So he and Lea destroyed the moon people with darkness finally.

But, they were dumbasses, and lost their hearts and became Axel and Saix.

Oh noes.

So, that is why Saix goes berserk every time he sees the moon. Because the stupid moon people crushed his dream of becoming an astronaut. Because Ansem was racist and prejudice and mean and old and had herpes.

After becoming a Nobody, Saix looks in the mirror in The World That Never Was and looked at his face.

He had yellow eyes, an X-shaped scar, and pointy ears.

"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"